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The Muties of Hazard

Jan 11, 2007 17:15

Last time, on “The Muties of Hazard”

Rogue helped Husk rescue John Schneider’s own General Lee from a hard night spent at the bottom of a coal mine.
JERIMIAH: Sweet thing, if you need a tool to handle, I can open up that pretty little box.
ROGUE: [stroking the chassis] I think I’m in loveBoss Fisk Hired Deadpool to steal the General as a bribe ( Read more... )

deadpool, rogue, husk, "the muties of hazzard"

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_steelmagnolia_ January 11 2007, 22:46:13 UTC

"You've got to be kidding me. AH can't even... Ah'm so mad, Ah can't even...." Apparently, she can't even finish a sentence is how mad Rogue is right now. She's doing what she can to patch up the poot General Lee with what they had at the gas station. It was more than she thought they'd have but less than she'd hoped they might.

There just isn't much she can do for the paint job of the poor car. It hurts her to think that any car would get this sort of treatment while in her posession.

Everything is patched back up as well as she can manage quickly and without all of her tools.

And it is very damned tempting to take this car home and show her some love. A few days of work....

"DEADPOOL! AHHHHHH! Ah can't even.... WHY?"

a_peel January 11 2007, 23:22:22 UTC

"BECAUSE HE'S NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!" Paige is back in a normal skin, wearing the cut-off jean shorts and gap top tied right under her breasts in lieu of a bra. She paces in front of the Thornton's station, gnawing on a piece of beef jerky.

"Someone probably told him it was a Transformer."

_steelmagnolia_ January 11 2007, 23:28:35 UTC

There is a nother frustrated sound from beneath the car before Rogue tosses the roll of duct tape. Then she climbs out from beneath the car. Anyone in their right mind cannot be looking to confront someone with that expression on their face.

"Now we put gas in and hope that nothin' springs a leak."

a_peel January 11 2007, 23:48:31 UTC

"Shh, baby... we're gonna take you to a detail shop before you see your daddy again..."

Paige is leaning over the hood of the car, examining scratches from the nuts, bolts, and hammers Deadpool threw at the General.

"This is John Schneider's General Lee. It'll run on pure belief if it has to."

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marvel_citizens January 12 2007, 00:51:09 UTC

"Hey, darlin', let me give you a hand with that!" The gas station attendant jogs over to the car. "This thing's too much for a slip of a girl like you to push..."

Huh.

_steelmagnolia_ January 12 2007, 00:57:51 UTC

"Ah'm just fine, thanks, though sug."

Rogue gives him a smile, thinking that she hasn't been a slip of a girl since she was fourteen.

a_peel January 12 2007, 00:59:42 UTC

"I'd like to slip a roman candle up Deadpool's behind just to watch it go off," Paige mutters.

marvel_citizens January 12 2007, 01:03:27 UTC

Ooookay. The gas station attendant backs away from blondie. Sounds like her old man is in the clink. He don't need none of that kinda trouble.

Brunette's pretty hot, though. And she sure knows how to treat a classic car.

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wadewilson January 13 2007, 03:48:04 UTC

Suddenly, there's a sound.

The opening strains of a banjo number.

An eerily familiar one, if they've seen the right movies.

_steelmagnolia_ January 13 2007, 03:51:45 UTC

Rogue looks around.

Where the hell is that coming from?

a_peel January 13 2007, 03:54:43 UTC

Paige's eyes widen in shock.

"Oh, man! Aren't you supposed to be on fire right now?"

wadewilson January 13 2007, 04:01:17 UTC

One more strum.

Then, it's punctuated by the roar of a landscaping appliance they might recognize as a chainsaw.

He is still smoldering.

His face and exposed body parts look like flame-broiled hamburger.

He is wearing Paige's discarded adamantium skin. The skin she lost when the wind took it while they were peeling out as fast as possible.

"Coo! Coo! I'm gonna carve me off a FINE PIECE o' HILLBILLY FILLY! Fire up the grill, we'z eatin' well tonight!"

The gas station attendants scream and flee.

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wadewilson January 17 2007, 04:07:21 UTC

She won't have to.

As there's suddenly a big meaty hand on the hood of the car. Crawling up from beneath it.

_steelmagnolia_ January 17 2007, 04:16:37 UTC

Okay. Maybe she regrets not having run him over.

"GET OFF THE CAR!" Rogue pokes her head out the window, "Seriously. What do AH have tah do tah get you to GO AWAY?!?"

wadewilson January 17 2007, 04:19:59 UTC

"DUMP THE CAJUN!" he says, as that hideous face comes up over the grill as well.

_steelmagnolia_ January 17 2007, 04:25:32 UTC

There is a silence from Rogue for a few moments.

"What the- Ah'm not seein' Remy anymore." What the hell is it with people and her love life? Is there some sort of creepy underground gossip thing that is like months behind or something?

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_steelmagnolia_ January 17 2007, 21:42:50 UTC

"Ah'm a little busy, Paige." The broken bottle is put quickly in her lap since as she weaves in and out of traffic. Right now she's not thinking about how bad this could end up going. She's just trying to keep them free and clear.

a_peel January 17 2007, 21:53:21 UTC

"Did Xavier make you watch that movie Red Highway in Driver's Ed?" She's staring at the trail Deadpool leaves on the asphalt. Every now and then, a meaty bit comes off in the thick wet streak.

marvel_citizens January 17 2007, 21:54:32 UTC

A brave skunk dashes onto the road after the police cars pass and snatches up a free bite of meat.

wadewilson January 17 2007, 22:55:53 UTC

"OW! Hey, Pepe! There's your lady skunk!"

There's an even braver skunk latched onto his ass, and he peels it off - messily, mind you - and chucks it into the car.

It's not happy.

If Wade could see the big 'Bridge Out' sign up ahead, he wouldn't be happy either...

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