The Muties of Hazard

Jan 11, 2007 17:15

Last time, on “The Muties of Hazard”

Rogue helped Husk rescue John Schneider’s own General Lee from a hard night spent at the bottom of a coal mine.
JERIMIAH: Sweet thing, if you need a tool to handle, I can open up that pretty little box.
ROGUE: [stroking the chassis] I think I’m in love

Boss Fisk Hired Deadpool to steal the General as a bribe for a Japanese businessman.
FISK: I have something that should appeal to your juvenile level of insipidy.
DEADPOOL: Coo! Ya lost the war, Robert E.! Surrender to the Mighty Odin! I have no idea why the South was fightin’ the Norse anyway!
FISK: As I was saying…

Husk blew a gasket then blew up a patrol car.
DEADPOOL: Whomsoever Wears Your Crazy Cooter Shall Wield The Power of Thor P. Coltrane!
HUSK: My legs ain’t your scarf!

Them two girls left Deadpool sizzling like bacon in a frying pan while they hightailed it for Route 10. There's nothing in the rearview but semi's, sedans, and an Amish man driving a buggy. Looks like it’s safe for them to pull into this here gas station. The General Lee’s running on fumes.

...continued from here.

deadpool, rogue, husk, "the muties of hazzard"

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