http://youtu.be/baQBTWd49j4

(stolen form Mr. Nicoll)

Nom and Bonk were playing this game this morning. Major events included high speed chases through the ocean and stopping elasmosaurs (various stuffed animals) from eating the baby by catching them, biting them, and cooking them over a fire for eating.

Note to other parents: _Dinosaur Train_ will make your kids awesome.

Finally, my love for Big Bands, Oompa-Pa, and Abba have been united in perfection:

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(with thanks to James "Dark Grammar Alley" Nicoll

It seems that satire is getting harder now that real life is closing the gap.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/rumors-of-extramarital-affair-end-campaign-of-pres,26801/

...but I am a Daddy - I know a lot of stuff about cheezy kids cartoons since I have a four year old and a two year old. So I was pretty amused when Number One Sprog declared, during My Little Pony Pretend Time, that the new baby Pony was named "Fluttertomato ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqLcEtt368

Two carbon based life forms walk into a bar. The first one says "Gimme an H2O." The second being says "That sounds good, give me an H2O too." The second one died.

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/27928765/Well,_I_didnt_see_that_coming

So, some of you may be wondering how things have been going ( Read more... )

So at Vaquero today I noticed this dish on the menu. Seen it a dozen times before. I think I've even had it once or twice. Today, however, my brain pointed out to me that "eggs" in Spanish has the same innuendo meaning as "balls" in English. Chorizo, on a quick Google, seems to have the same connotations as sausage does in English ( Read more... )