So I only have a few minutes to update. It might be a short one then. Speaking of short ( Read more... )

Alright. I wasn't planning on updating this thing again for a series of reasons. To begin with: Nobody has a read of it. Ever. I counter balance this fact with the thought that if someone SHOULD ever find this and read it, it will be very entertaining. My second reason is this: I don't like live journals. I have come to the conclusion that ( Read more... )

It's been a long long while since I have pasted an update in this here ol' journal. What brings me to do one now you ask? Well I believe that one reason is not the cause of this foolishness, but rather a bunch of reasons. The main one being, no doubt, boredom of sorts. This will become more and more clear to you as you continue to read this ( Read more... )

It's very serious that everyone takes the time to go here.

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Thank you.

I know. I know! I normally wouldn't be doing one of these ever, HOWEVER what I'd rather be doing isn't working right now, and these quizee things save me a bunch of brain strain. I will try to make it as interesting as possible ( Read more... )

Auh, you know what had been no fun? You know what has been zero percent fun? The answer is these past few days. Do you know why? Because I've been sick to my stomach. I have been projectile vomiting like the dinosaur, because of some horrid belly virus. I wish I could have someone to blame. I wish I could blame that filthy fucker who ( Read more... )

Jesus, I haven't done one of these for, what, a million years? Thats because I've been a busy boy, and I've had no time to write the news. Here is the news of the day anyways. I had to wake up early this morning, early on a saturday, argh. There was an audition for a Disney movie, you know, one of those horrible ones they make in a month, put ( Read more... )

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Yesterday was wicked good. I had work to do, lots of work, and I wasn't keen on doing it all at one sitting. SO, I put on my coon skin hat, loaded up my viking pipe, and went to the Washington Square Park. Just as I thought, it was warm enough for the bums to be playing chess. Immediately after walking into their arena, one bum yells out " ( Read more... )

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