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If this were a choose your own adventure book, I would tell you to flip to page 17 and you'd probably be killed by Zombies or to page 29 where Gary Bettman would carve out your heart ( Read more... ) -
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I LOVE FREE AGENCY!
Mostly because I'm not free and have a no trade clause but I'm a Devil for life.
That's right. Stick a pitchfork in me, I'm done. -
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Deux copines sortent un soir, "entre filles ( Read more... ) -
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My daughter keeps begging me to go to Walt Disney World and the twins are egging her on/ Sometimes I feel that Montreal is a lot like Disney World because it's a big media curcus just dragging our asses down ( Read more... ) -
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Dear José Théodore,
You might want to consider an appointment with your OB/GYN after you little tryst with Paris Hilton. Where I know that it is a covered health option withint the NHLPA (just ask Jagr), I don't think you've had your snatch checked in the last six months.
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Hello, friends.
And enemies. Did you miss me? You did? Aw, how sweet. Why, yes I'm back. Where did I go? Well, let's see. Actually I'm not going to tell you any of that because it's none of your business. I will just tell you that being eliminated by the fucking Hurricanes sucks balls, and GO OILERS. Get your collective head out of your collective ass and beat ( Read more... ) -
About that update? I lied.
What can I say, I got distracted by sweeping the New York Rangers. That is fifteen straight wins dating back to the end of the regular season, friends. The Devils are for real. All you doubting Thomases can go fuck a light socket, because bitches, it is on ( Read more... ) -
A quick update before dinner.
I have a new screenname. You can find me at bedeviledbrodeur. I'm quite proud of that. It only took me fifteen minutes to think it up.
Anyway, I will have a more substantial update after dinner. I am no good at thinking on an empty stomach.
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Memo to Lundqvist...
Welcome to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.