If McCain wins, I'm getting plastered and pitching a tent in the middle of McCarren Park and living there until...

2012.

Mmm. Yeah.

WHOLE FOODS VEGAN CUPCAKES ARE NASTY AND REALLY EXPENSIVE. SPARE YOURSELF, PLEASE.

Gary Yourofsky, the famed essayist and animal rights activist spoke at my school. My initial reaction was heart break: he opened his speech with "I've been to jail countless times and I'm banned from five countries." Jaws around me dropped as their first impression of veganism is this skinhead looking fellow with a bad mouth and total pride in his ( Read more... )

...to body modifications. I know, you can't see most of them and I'm not covered in bizarre piercings that stop me from getting jobs, but, following each tattoo and piercing, I find myself immediately pining for the next one. Perhaps I should start focusing on fixing myself, first.

So far, I have:( If my body were a temple... )