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Testing out the iPhone lj app.
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Lumpy Coal Discharge
And remember, breeding is bad. You should wear condoms to keep from breeding. STD's were created to persuade us not to breed. Just.. Don't ... Do it. -
A Day With an iPhone
A Day With an iPhone
On Friday June 29th at 6 pm local time, the iPhone was finally released and soldto the public. At 5 pm I became the33rd person in line at AT&T store # D17F in Grapevine, Texas.The time of sale listed on my receipt is 19:05:23.I bought the 8GB model and after sales tax I walked out of the store minus648.42 and plus 1 iPhone.
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Truth is stranger than fiction
This is an actual email subject from Hoffbrau Steaks (a local steak house):
Kids are on the house Easter Sunday
They probably should have said, "kids eat free"... Instead, I'm now craving fried child like crazy...
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Hitching Through Hell with Jesus
I was hitching my way through Colorado when I met up with Jesus. I never thought I would meet the messiah at a Flying J eating a packaged sandwich and a bag of Cheetoos. Much like I had suspected, however, he was a hippy who hadn’t bathed in quite sometime. We were both heading west and looking to get the hell out of this God forsaken cold state ( Read more... ) -
A tid bit of her dissatisfaction
She took her pills and lay down. It was just another night at the end of another worthless day. The suspense this monotony ending was grinding on her nerves like her teeth gnawing on her nails.
Looking up and sighing with her head upon the pillow, she thinks back to the day behind an tries to forget the day ahead.
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LG CU500 and Data Transfer Woes
In October I switched to Cingular and I bought an LG CU500 phone. They claimed this phone was the best thing, top of the line, and that it could play MP3's, take awesome pictures and generally be an awesome phone. A week later after I paid the setup fees, first month's bill, and got ready to buy all the nifty data transfer stuff I found that not ( Read more... ) -
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A lyric to live by...
I always find this lyric inspiring and true...
The Heart May Freeze Or It Can Burn
The Pain Will Ease If I Can Learn
There Is No Future
There Is No Past
I Live This Moment
As My Last
There's Only Us
There's Only This
Forget Regret
Or Life Is Yours To Miss
No Other Road
No Other Way
No Day But Today
-Rent
-Mark
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