Tell me why.

[marjai]

Came across this post at library_mofo today. The statement "And I will never know how the story ends" just gripped me.

So.

Tell me why you were standing out in the middle of a field, smoking a cigar, buck nekkid, when I drove by...

Comments

[angrypaladin]

... ahh, well that would be a matter of great confidence between me and the marmosets my dear!

[madshutterbug]

Rabid. Rabid marmosets. Definitely.

[marjai]

I don't think you explained to the marmosets what "confidence" means. How do you think I knew when/where to drive by?

[fizzgig_bites]

I was study what it was like to be a scarecrow in my sleep?

[marjai]

And the cigar?

[fizzgig_bites]

My first thought is that you need something to fidget with when studying.

My second thought was, "Well I do sleep with cardinalximinez... (Think Bill Clinton)

[marjai]

lol

[madshutterbug]

What? You saw that? No way!

[marjai]

Way.
Border Collies gossip.

[bordercolliebrs]

But we don't smoke.
Houdini

[kalilove]

because sometimes there's just not enough ambient crazy, you just have to go and make your own.

[madpuppy]

Because that is what I do on 'Jeff Day'. It is the one day of the month that I can regal my full awesomeness for all to see. It gets quite a few 'All Hail Jeff!' in the summer months. Not so many in the winter. I feel it is my duty to everyone to do this. If I didn't the sun may not actually rise for the next week. Yeah, I'm that awesome. One time I decided not to smoke the cigar and was attacked by ninjas. Funny thing, I didn't realize that ninjas were repelled by cigar smoke.