"Daddy is hot as a chicken nugget."

"I want to grow up like Mommy and drink Coca-Cola"

When your kid sounds like a horror movie...

Bean: One day, I want to be a grownup. I want to be a mommy and ride a motorcycle.
Me: Well, honey, we'll see what we can do to make your dreams come true.
Bean: I have three dreams. Two of them are coming.
These are candy corns!

Hubby pulled the shower curtain aside this morning to talk to me, letting the chill air into the shower. I complained.
Hubby: "The cold will wake you up!"
Me: "Then I'll put my rolling pin in the freezer."

Twenty five years ago, Heff and I lived together for a year while we were at UF. She was dating a fellow named Steve and the three of us would hang out sometimes. I can't remember what Steve was studying but he played guitar and was pretty good at it. We used to filk popular music and our version of Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive" about pizza delivery ( Read more... )

Me: "With my sister's passing, it falls to me to assume her mantle*-"
Hubby: "Oh, hell no!"

:)

For those unacquainted with my late sister's personal habits, Heff was a prodigious sleeper. If sleeping was an Olympic sport, she woulda been a contender.

How I know when I game too much:
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I haven't gotten the random multiword subject lines in a while.
I miss them.

So I had some outpatient work done on me on Thursday. My mum-in-law drove me in (at 6 in the frellin' morning!) and stuck around to drive me home, per the surgical center's policy. The prep nurse mentioned that I could keep my rings on but that they preferred if I didn't. No big deal; I pulled them all off, including my engagement and wedding bands ( Read more... )

Cooking bacon* while hard core boogying my ass around the kitchen to Video Killed the Radio Star.

Risky but priceless.

Turkey bacon, of course...

I saw Mars Attacks in the movie theater with a few friends back when it first came out. Yeah, I can hear a lot of you saying "Oh, I'm so sorry." I loved it. It was perfectly campy. I actively looked for a pair of green and orange skeletons to hang from my keychain. "Ack ack ack" still makes me smile ( Read more... )