Number of dolphins: 0 ( Read more... )

So this weekend I headed up to SeaWorld, Orlando, for the Next Great Marine Mammal adventure, a process that first involved going to a Turtle Party and having some odd food. (Actually, looking back at it now, I'm not sure that the Turtle Party was precisely a requirement, but it turned out to be part of the process ( Read more... )

I would like to be able to state that the dead lizard in my shoe this morning fell into the shoe as a sad act of Divine Providence, meant to make me pause to consider for a moment the irony of dead lizards, Nikes, and the American corporate structure. This would not, in point of fact, be true ( Read more... )

"...more as an in-house joke, at Marineland ( Read more... )