1. Nothing, but nothing, expresses the joy of the holiday season more than a rampaging fight between a small plastic monkey that doubles as a weapon and a small rubber duckie that doubles as a weapon ( Read more... )

1) You must, but must, read the comments. Even if, after reading this, you may never drink milk again for fear of being invaded by random Tuscan gods, or finding yourself compelled to write horrific poetry, either way.

2) Giving a slightly different meaning to "spanking the monkey." Sometimes, one wonders.

3) Yes, the cover for Harry Potter and ( Read more... )

Number of dolphins: 0 ( Read more... )