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[mari_mari]

I decided to wear a miniskirt today, a nice tasteful tweed one. Because I like looking nice, especially for work. I was out dropping off checks at the bank when I was trying to cross 5th Avenue and the sign said to not walk, so i waited for it to change. As it turned out, the traffic was bad enough that one side of the street was completely

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[williamtaft]

That's why I always wear comically large sunglasses.*

*To cover when my eyes is lookin' at 'dem gams!

[mari_mari]

Nerd.

[sweetjayne27]

I'm so tired of that shit. I love when slimey guys sneer at you like some slack-jawed sexual predator expecting you to just jump on their dicks. "Ooh, his mouth is ajar, and he's fumbling around in his pockets! I think I'll go ask him out. Or maybe, if I'm LUCKY enough, he'll come and TALK to me! OOP! Looks like I'm going to be lucky!"

At least when _I'M_ checking out chicks, I do it when they're not looking.

[mari_mari]

I know. Everyone checks everyone out, but the least people can do is do it discreetly. I don't want to have to see it.

[b9_2mr]

i had the same thing the other day, with a whole stream of creepy guys in cars! i was talking on the phone outside the subway at about 1 am, and i don't usually get stared at so i seriously started making sure i wasn't standing under like a "free hooker" sign or something.

[iwrist]

Where is this sign you speak of?

on valentine's day?

[b9_2mr]

the one we met under?

[mari_mari]

Free hookers! My favorite!

ugh

[iwrist]

Check this out.

Re: ugh

[mari_mari]

So sad really.

[anonymous]

It's terrible that your attractiveness has gotten you good things. I feel awful about it.

[mari_mari]

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