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your brain on booze
I had a weird thought last night at 80's night at the Drink Ultra lounge while we were dancing to ABBA. I imagined myself as some sort of time traveling ambassador, going to the late seventies to inform people that we were still dancing to the songs that they all knew and loved, so they wouldn't have to worry about feeling out of place when time ( Read more... ) -
subway stories
There's this gentleman I've been obsessed about for the last month and a half or so. He's a street-musician, with the label "musician" being used in the most loose and generous form of the word. Basically this guy's instrument of choice is the bongo and he plays it with the stylings that most accurately could be described as how a six-year-old boy ( Read more... ) -
meat.
This is quite possibly the most disgusting commercial I have ever seen. And this vid is missing the first minute of it, most likely because, like myself, the filmer didn't realize how weird it was until about thirty seconds in and couldn't get to his or her video camera in time. Anyone know where I can find the whole one? -
Something short(ish).
LIST OF BAD IDEAS FOR SHAMPOO SMELLS AND VARIETIES
1. Cigarette Smoke
2. Piss (or really, come to think of it, any sort of bodily excretion)
3. Gangrene
4. Chum
5. Bleach (or would this one actually be pleasant? I kind of like the smell of bleach. You’d smell like an indoor pool!)
6. Sweat (does this fall under excretions?)
7. Buttermilk Ranch
8. ( Read more... ) -
going down
I’ve recently developed the terrible habit of forgetting to press the “desired floor” button whenever I enter an elevator. I’ve forgotten to do this four times in the last two weeks. Each occasion is pretty awkward and embarrassing ( Read more... ) -
My job is boring.
Ever wonder at what point a baby surpasses the intelligence of a dog? I mean, for a while, the dog is smarter right? It can do tricks and stuff and go to the bathroom outside. Babies don’t do anything for awhile.
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