Every so often in my day to day travels an event occurs that make me lose a little faith in the goodness of people. Last night, one of these events occured
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D)Put child porn on his computer so that his girlfriend will find it.
Also, i think that his line that he used "I've always wanted to hold you and kiss you" is absolutely hilarious. It's a miracle he has a girlfriend to begin with.
haha. if only i had access to his computer. and knew where i could get some child porn. i do think that his pick up line was amazing. he said it with such sincerity that i really believed that he had always wanted to hold me. and that for months now it's the only thing he's been thinking about.
I really think there should be a blackmailing option there, but i will leave that for now. I would first like to ask wether or not you were maybe...oh i dont know....slutting it up with this guy and totaly leading him on? Could you maybe have refreshed his drink a few too many times? Perhaps you were being too "friendly" when giggling at his stupid small time humour jokes? No one cares that the chicken factory is on the other side of a road or something. But as far as what i think you should do: you should drop the bomb and tell her infront of him and then videotape it and send the reactions to me so i can jack it. Mwah.
Fully ignore it and never talk to the guy again. He's fully creepy. Who wants to hold and kiss anymore? You should have a time travel option where you go back the the event in question having researched a spirit-crushing bitch line, something like, "yeah, well I want you to hold and kiss a frog's butt."
Don't bother telling his girlfriend as she'll think you are a dirty whore who is just trying to ruin their relationship. Don't talk to the guy in private because he'll deny it and then tell his girlfriend that you are a dirty whore who is just trying to ruin their relationship.
well, looks like there is brilliant yet conflicting advice from everyone. i think i'm going to go with a, unless i happen to run into him in the next few days, at which point i may attempt b, depending how he acts around me. if i do talk to him, i will try to mention frog butts.
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Also, i think that his line that he used "I've always wanted to hold you and kiss you" is absolutely hilarious. It's a miracle he has a girlfriend to begin with.
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Um, I'd go with b...I think. I don't know. I'd want to know myself, but I don't think I'd appreciate the messenger much...
Whatever you choose, best of luck with it!
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Don't bother telling his girlfriend as she'll think you are a dirty whore who is just trying to ruin their relationship. Don't talk to the guy in private because he'll deny it and then tell his girlfriend that you are a dirty whore who is just trying to ruin their relationship.
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