The last few days have been spent urinating in jars and losing blood through needles and breathing into test-tubes and drinking barium and being exposed to cosmic rays and prodded by jerky medical-types and ridiculous machines. Aside from the allergies, there's something wrong with my abdomen, which I consider to be one of the most essential parts ( Read more... )

1)Being drunk alone. I dont' really maen drinking alone, but rather 9for one example) going out to dinner with ones parentxs and drinking and d.king ( but somehow boot of beer not so mcuh)and then having them ditch you for a mocie film possilbe with Bill murray. I hatde moveir, but loike billy murray so that willd be a fututre days rant ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Plans to spend an evening writing a short story in a computer lab will always be squelched.

My two tallest girl friends are also tall on fun.

From now on I only go to bars where I can dance in a bamboo cage.

I'm sure I've told you all about the boat I've been helping my father build (I hold the nails, and occasionally even get to paint sealant on things!). Yesterday we took her up to Banfield Park for her maiden voyage, and though bouyant, she was rather too tipsy to be called properly seaworthy. We christened her "The Anchor", but hadn't the ( Read more... )

Friends and Fans of Martin McCarvill: A WELCOME HOME PARTY ( Read more... )

I know we all like books or whatever, but with a very few exceptions (and I'm so sick of hearing about Dave Eggers!) we really don't care about writers at all. I want a return to the age of the literary celebrity. I want to see famous authours as personalities, to see them portrayed like we see musicians portrayed, rife with wit and feeling and ( Read more... )

This just might be the only time we'll ever see our pal Dani make an unlocked entry, possibly because she always deals with deep personal emotions like her thoughts on cute dresses and novelty bar sets ( Read more... )

I'm completely and utterly in love with nature. A contradiction from a girl who won't go anywhere without at least two pearl necklaces? Not at all ( Read more... )

In my brief documentary filmmaker stage (no, I didn't have a camera, but I had ever so many ideas), I had the idea of making a documentary of me, a drug virgin, doing "All The Drugs" on a series of concecutive days, over a relitivly short period of time. Like on the first day I would be drinking a cup of coffee, but by day fifteen I'd be on to the ( Read more... )