[The feed opens to a fair skinned, midnight blue haired woman. She has bags under her eyes and she looks royally pissed off, in every single meaning of the word.]
CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA! TIS THY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT CHAOS HAS ONCE MORE TAKEN RULE OVER THY LANDS! NO LONGER TIS THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA, BUT INSTEAD THE
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There was a momentary look of a fair skinned pink haired woman before she dropped the Pokegear in sheer fright.]
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Then there's the image of the same girl hiding under her bed.]
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[Pause.] THERE IS NO NEED TO FEAR ANYTHING, MY LADY! FORT WE HATH THE SITUATION UNDER COMPLETE CONTROL!
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[Hnng loud unexpected noises definitely startle the snoozing southern belle. She squirms a bit onto her 'gear and clicks on the video.]
...Equestria? Princess a' the Night...?
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[Oh man oh man. No way. Johto, you are seriously a jerk. Did you really just send us--]
N-Nightmare Moon!?
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NAY, CITIZEN! WE ART NO LONGER NIGHTMARE MOON! WE ART THY PRINCESS! PRINCESS LUNA!
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Princess of the...Equestria? Discord? What does any of that nonsense even mean?
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DISCORD IS THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS! HE HATH TAKEN OF THY LANDS ONCE MORE AND WE WILL MAKE GREAT HASTE IN RETURNING NORMALCY TO OUR LANDS!
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Except for the part where it doesn't! This isn't Equestria or whatever you just said! And there's no one named Discord here!
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That was the sound of Katara, for anyone nearby on Cianwood, dropping her gear in absolute SHOCK in her room in the inn. ASLDKFJASDLKFJADS!
She needs a second to get her heart beat back under control, taking the gear with shaking hands and switching on the video feed again. ]
I, um, I hate to break this to you, but it's not going to be as easy as finding someone and forcing them to fix things.
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THE YELLING. Why all the yelling? Katara does not know about the traditional royal Canterlot speaking voice. ]
This place pulls people from all different worlds. This isn't... Equestria. It's an entirely different world.
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NONSENSE! TIS NOT POSSIBLE! WE ARE POSITIVE THERE ARE NO OTHER WORLDS IN EXISTENCE! THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION ONE CAN MAKE IS THAT DISCORD HATH ESCAPED ONCE MORE!
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And then she has a closer look at the screen.
What?
No, really... What?
Princess of the night? Nightmare Moon?! But... hadn't they defeated her with the Elements of Harmony?
But then--through some miracle she understood a small bit of what the obnoxious voice said. Discord? Harmony?]
Princess... [It couldn't be... No one had heard from her in such a long time...] ...Luna?
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Well--she couldn't bow properly over a device. So good old fashioned politeness would have to do.]
And what an... honor it is to speak with you, Princess. And with all due respect, may I ask you a... question? [Insert nervous laugh here.]
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