☾ Nightmare One ☾ Action/Video for New Bark Town
[The feed opens to a fair skinned, midnight blue haired woman. She has bags under her eyes and she looks royally pissed off, in every single meaning of the word.]
CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA! TIS THY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT CHAOS HAS ONCE MORE TAKEN RULE OVER THY LANDS! NO LONGER TIS THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA, BUT INSTEAD THE ( Read more... )
CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA! TIS THY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT CHAOS HAS ONCE MORE TAKEN RULE OVER THY LANDS! NO LONGER TIS THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA, BUT INSTEAD THE ( Read more... )
That was the sound of Katara, for anyone nearby on Cianwood, dropping her gear in absolute SHOCK in her room in the inn. ASLDKFJASDLKFJADS!
She needs a second to get her heart beat back under control, taking the gear with shaking hands and switching on the video feed again. ]
I, um, I hate to break this to you, but it's not going to be as easy as finding someone and forcing them to fix things.
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THE YELLING. Why all the yelling? Katara does not know about the traditional royal Canterlot speaking voice. ]
This place pulls people from all different worlds. This isn't... Equestria. It's an entirely different world.
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NONSENSE! TIS NOT POSSIBLE! WE ARE POSITIVE THERE ARE NO OTHER WORLDS IN EXISTENCE! THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION ONE CAN MAKE IS THAT DISCORD HATH ESCAPED ONCE MORE!
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[ Oh GOOOOOD MY EARS CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS. ]
And, not to be rude, your highness, but could you maybe stop yelling? We can hear you just fine. [ Winces. ]
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I can assure you, I'm NOT one of your subjects! Could you please make an exception for me in this case? [ STILL FLINCHING GOD YOU ARE LOUDER THAN TOPH ON A REALLY BAD DAY. ]
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NONSENSE! THOU MUST BE ONE OF MY SUBJECTS! AND TIS ONLY PROPER TO SPEAK IN THIS MANNER!
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The only moon princesses from my world is Princess Yue. [ She sighs a bit, there's no getting around this volume is there.
Okay. NEW TACTIC. ]
Do you have a little ball like this on your belt somewhere? [ SACRIFICES THE RIGHT EAR TO HOLD UP KISHI'S POKEBALL. ]
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...TIS IMPOSSIBLE! WE ART THE ONLY MOON PRINCESS, THE ONLY PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT! THERE ART NO OTHERS!
[And indeed, she does!]
YES, MY LADY, WE DO! [She takes it off her belt and holds it up.] PRAY TELL, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS... BALL?
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See Katara.
See Katara press the button on the Pokeball.
See Kishi, the Lapras, come OUT of the Pokeball. Katara turns the gear towards her and Jet. ]
Your starter Pokemon is inside of it. Everyone gets one when they come here. Just push the button and point it away from you.
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Luna is startled when that giant Pokemon comes out of that tiny ball. What the fuck is this even? What happened to the laws of physics?]
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TIS... NOT POSSIBLE! SUCH A LARGE ANIMAL CAN NOT RESIDE IN A SUCH A SMALL ITEM! TIS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE!
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[ Well. The yelling is slightly more appropriate now, but... ]
I assure you, she does. They all do. Try yours.
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[She does not quite believe you. However, she takes the ball and points it away from her. She has a wonderful surprise when a Gastly appears from it.]
Ahh!
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TIS IMPOSSIBLE! WE HATH NEVER SEEN SUCH A CREATURE BEFORE! AND TO RESIDE IN SUCH A SMALL ITEM! TRULY, DISCORD HAS OUTDONE HIMSELF THIS TIME.
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