003-advice plz?

[mare_libertas]

Hi, guys.

I've been thinking about this for a while, and I've got a question for anyone in this town who's been in a lot of fights. How do you beat up someone bigger than you? Is it better to use a weapon like a sword or a baseball bat? Or maybe something with projectiles?

And which is more important: strategy or skill?

Comments

[ohhellogirls]

Oh, that's easy! I haven't been in a lot of fights, but I've seen a lot of fights! All you have to do is fly up to the monster, blast it in the face with your eye beams, and punch it in the nose with super-strength for good measure! Ice breath helps too, if you've got it!

[mare_libertas]

Eye beams? Super strength? Ice Breath?!?

Where are you from? It sounds like a comic book.

[ohhellogirls]

The City... of Townsville!

Oh, I've always wanted to say it like that...

Ahem! Anyway! Yes! Back where I'm from, giant monsters attack all the time! But the Powerpuff Girls always beat them up and send them packing!

[unless_itsafarm]

If you don't have both, you're as good as dead.

My advice is to get a shovel.

[mare_libertas]

A shovel? Is that really a good weapon?

Wouldn't a sword or something be better?

[unless_itsafarm]

SWORDS ARE FOR DRUNKS!

A shovel is multi purpose! It's functional in more than just killing!

[mare_libertas]

[Well, he can't argue with the first statement.]

Right. You could also dig holes if you wanted.

[hurtjustalittle]

You're going to try and fight someone, little brat?

[mare_libertas]

None of your business, jerk!

[hurtjustalittle]

That depends on who you're attacking.

[mare_libertas]

Well its not you so mind your own business.

[supersizedpower]

First step, you make sure England doesn't hear you when you're asking for advice about getting in fights.

[mare_libertas]

Hmph. It's not like he can stop me.

[supersizedpower]

He can be a pain about it.

How come you wanna fight somebody?

[mare_libertas]

The thing is, I already fought someone. And I lost. So I want to make sure that doesn't happen again.

[theblindbadass]

You figure out their weakness and use it against them. A weapons's not going to do you much good if they're a lot stronger than you, unless you really know how to use it.

You can get by on strategy alone or skill alone, but you'll only get so far. You need both.

[mare_libertas]

Yeah, it looks like I'm gonna have to come up with some kind of plan...

[theblindbadass]

A plan's fine if that's your thing.

But tricks backfire. What you really need to do is get tough enough to take care of the problem head on.

[mare_libertas]

So you think I should start training then?