Friends Only! You Over There...You Heard Me!

[marcyjo]

Since this is my only unlocked post, and because it previously said. "Friends only, comment to be added." the journal rating meme rated my journal as elementary reading level. That irked me, and led me to write the following ridiculous rephrasing of "Friends only, comment to be added.":
Amicable individuals that have previously made my acquaintance

Comments

[marcyjo]

As usual, there is a man to blame. My hubby particularly.

Last year when I first got into Twilight greg mentioned to some of his Jr High students that were reading it in class "Oh, yeah! My wife writes stories about those books and is always on that purple site..."

Real Name Username + smalltown + infamous fanfic= a heck of a lot of Jr. High girls *SQUEE*ing at me at the next school function I showed up at.

One of them emailed me a book rec based on the fact that I liked Midnighters. She read it on my LJ. Yeah. In the interest of NOT having Greg's students know random details about me (or him) and in not corrupting impressionable minds with interesting werewolf literature, I decided a lock as in order!

I should have learned from Clark Kent and come up with a better disguise username.

[marcyjo]

Damn. Thats what I forgot! I needed a Xander to make my disguise more believable.

*goes in search of a xander*

Maybe if I got doppleganger Xander he would scare off the kiddos...or perhaps just eat them?

And I just realized that I don't have a single buffycon on LJ...that must be remedied. I really need about 100 more userpics.

[silly_bella]

I just hope there wasn't a scary reason to friends-lock. (I have friend who had someone friend her on FaceBook because he wanted to lick her. CREEPY. Just hoping it wasn't something like that!)

[marcyjo]

HAHAHAHAHA! As far as I know I am fetish stalker free at the moment! (and hoping to stay that way!)

That IS Creepy.

[marcyjo]

*marks her favorite canadafornian present*

[trine_321]

Your icon is GORGEOUS! :)

[marcyjo]

Yes it is. :D bistyboo1974 made it. Her icons are the bomb!

[cocoa_033]

I'm Cocoa, you know me from the Twilight Fandom. I don't generally lick people, unlike SB's friend's readers do. We generally get along well enough. Though I wonder...maybe you are a stalker? Do you offer to lick people? *tee hee*

I locked my LJ too. It was a sad sad day. Why are people so wierd?

[marcyjo]

*snork* I don't generally lick people either.

And people are weird, and getting weirder.

I went to the lex yesterday and actaully browsed around...when did we pick up so many crazies? Seriously. I'll bet lots of those people DO stalker lick people. *gives the mods a box of cookies...and some antipsychotics to ease the pain*