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LET'S COMPARE OUR GENITALIA TO CARS!
I'LL GO FIRST.
MY PENIS IS LIKE AN '08 STICK SHIFT F150 TRUCK. IT'S BIG, IT'S SHINY, IT'S BRAND NEW, AND I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO MAKE IT WORK PROPERLY YET. -
I'M OUT OF JAIL NOW.
AND BOY IS MY ASS SORE.
SO TELL ME, PEOPLE, WHAT ALL'S BEEN GOING ON? HAVE I BEEN KICKED OUT? DO WE HAVE NEW STUDENTS? IS ALL THE VODKA GONE?
/MAI
APOLOGIES FOR THE HUEG ABSENCE-- I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO POO, LET ALONE RP, FOR THE PAST MONTH, BUT THINGS ARE A BIT DRUNKER LESS HECTIC NOW.
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/MAI
I JUST GOT MOVED INTO MY DORM ROOM AT UNIVERSITY, BUT COLLEGE MARCHING BAND IS SRS BSNS, AND DUE TO OUR 13 HOUR DAYS (THE FOOTBALL TEAM FEELS SORRY FOR US) I AM GOING TO BE VERY LIMITED IN WHEN I CAN GET ON THE INTERWEBS AT ALL FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO. -
LET'S MAKE THE OPEN HOUSE INTO A COSTUME PARTY, GUISE
I THINK I'LL DRESS UP LIKE HIM AT THE OPEN HOUSE AND OFFER NO EXPLANATION. ANYONE ELSE WANNA DO SOMETHING SIMILAR??? -
HOSHIT I GOT TIX
SO THE NOMADS ARE PLAYING AT THE EMBER ISLAND THEATER ON FRIDAY NIGHT!!! WHO ELSE HAS THEIR TIX? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO GET MINE.
IN OTHER NEWS, I SEEM TO HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF ECSTASY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. -
I'VE RETURNED
/MAI
I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE DUE TO MY MOM HAVING WEST NILE VIRUS, PUBLISHERS SENDING ME CRYPTIC MESSAGES, AND AN INTERESTING INCIDENT INVOLVING A SET OF PAINTS AND A FICTITIOUS ARMY. APOLOGIES FOR NOT LETTING YOU KNOW OF MY ABSENCE :( -
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE ACID, BUT...
I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW A LADY WITH LONG, BLACK HAIR BY THE BASEBALL FIELDS YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS GETTING SUPER HIGH IN THE BLEACHERS
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FUCKING BANNER ADS
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN AD FOR ADHD MEDICATION AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE? ARE THEY FUCKING IMPLYING SOMETHING?
AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING HIGH BRASS SECTION HAD BETTER WATCH THEIR ARROGANT, TRUMPET-FUCKING ASSES TODAY. NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY QUADS. -
BAND CAMP
WHAT THE HELL. PEOPLE NEED TO TALK TO ME. I HAVE A HANDLE OF CAPTAIN MORGAIN AND AN OUNCE OF MEXICAN DIRT WEED. COME AND FIND ME UNDER THE BLEACHERS AFTER SECTIONALS. MOTHERFUCKERS.
OH AND I HAVE SOMEBODY'S "#1 WATERBENDER" PANTIES IN MY CAR. COME AND GET THEM WITHIN A WEEK OR I'M PUTTING THEM IN ZHAO'S DESK DRAWER.
