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"For one thing that goes wrong...one...one single thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know what I spend my time doing? I sleep two or three hours a night. There's no sex and drugs for [me]. Do you know what I do? I find lost luggage. I locate mandolin strings in the middle of Austin!"

Only I would be in the position for having to apologize for an apology ( Read more... )

I'm sorry.

In honor of what would have been Mister Rogers' 80th birthday on March 20, Mr. McFeely -- aka David Newell, the public relations director for Family Communications, Inc. (the nonprofit company founded in 1971 by Fred Rogers) -- has a special request.
"We're asking everyone (including members of the media) everywhere (from Pittsburgh to Paris) to ( Read more... )

"You can't stop what's comin'. It ain't all waitin' on you. That's vanity."

Those testicles weren't serving any purpose anyway.

What if Paul Westerberg, instead of writing a song about an underrated singer/songwriter, wrote about an overrated media darling...If she was from the Valley, would she gag us with a spoon ( Read more... )

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