Challenge 56: WHY GOD WHY?!?
Title: THE BESTEST DETECTIVE CONAN FANFIC EVAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!11!!1ELEVENTYONE!!PINEAPPLE
Author: I don’t want to admit to this…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Detective Conan, and I doubt Gosho Aoyama wants this.
Rating: WHY GOD WHY?
Warnings: Yaoi smut featuring Megure/Kogoro. If I’m going to make it bad, it’s going to be BAD. Yay for destroying my credibility. And somebody pleeeeease leave me a comment so my suffering in writing this was NOT in vain. Please!
MOAR WARNINGS: This fic has been rated as “Really really awful” by the Surgeon General. It may cause a condition known as “rage-induced psychosis.” Symptoms may include gnawing teeth, smashing your face repeatedly into the keyboard, and attempting to chew through your own wrist. If you experience any of these symptoms, stop reading immediately and go read some nice fluff.
Tey wer nakid and in bed and kising lots and lost. Megure moved his hand donw Kogoro’s chest and begun to play witth him. It feld reely gud. Then Kgooro roled ovr and Megure got behint him. He said it mihgt hurrt. I dn’t caer! he screemed. So Megure puhsed his sin speer into his tite hole. Oh my god, its so wet, he said as he strated pushig in and out. Kogoro screemed and pushed bak, Oh god it feells so gud! He put his hand betwene his legs and strted to mazterbat wile he was skrewed in his tite ass. After a wile he feld himslef stratin to cum. Oh my god Im cumming! he shuted. Behnd him, Megrue said I am to! Then they both cummed and fel over ontoo the bed, theyre love-honey spilign all over them. Then they cruled up and feel asleep.
THE END!
AN: OMFG TAHT WUZ TEH HAWTEST THING EVAR! NO FLAMES!
PS. …okay, to be honest? I just wanted an excuse to use the phrase “sin-spear” in a fic without looking like a complete moron. Hope you…err, hope you managed to not lose your eyesight. If you did…I take no responsibility. Please don’t hurt the author. Don’t touch the author. In fact, don’t even look at the author the wrong way. I bruise easily.
Author: I don’t want to admit to this…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Detective Conan, and I doubt Gosho Aoyama wants this.
Rating: WHY GOD WHY?
Warnings: Yaoi smut featuring Megure/Kogoro. If I’m going to make it bad, it’s going to be BAD. Yay for destroying my credibility. And somebody pleeeeease leave me a comment so my suffering in writing this was NOT in vain. Please!
MOAR WARNINGS: This fic has been rated as “Really really awful” by the Surgeon General. It may cause a condition known as “rage-induced psychosis.” Symptoms may include gnawing teeth, smashing your face repeatedly into the keyboard, and attempting to chew through your own wrist. If you experience any of these symptoms, stop reading immediately and go read some nice fluff.
Tey wer nakid and in bed and kising lots and lost. Megure moved his hand donw Kogoro’s chest and begun to play witth him. It feld reely gud. Then Kgooro roled ovr and Megure got behint him. He said it mihgt hurrt. I dn’t caer! he screemed. So Megure puhsed his sin speer into his tite hole. Oh my god, its so wet, he said as he strated pushig in and out. Kogoro screemed and pushed bak, Oh god it feells so gud! He put his hand betwene his legs and strted to mazterbat wile he was skrewed in his tite ass. After a wile he feld himslef stratin to cum. Oh my god Im cumming! he shuted. Behnd him, Megrue said I am to! Then they both cummed and fel over ontoo the bed, theyre love-honey spilign all over them. Then they cruled up and feel asleep.
THE END!
AN: OMFG TAHT WUZ TEH HAWTEST THING EVAR! NO FLAMES!
PS. …okay, to be honest? I just wanted an excuse to use the phrase “sin-spear” in a fic without looking like a complete moron. Hope you…err, hope you managed to not lose your eyesight. If you did…I take no responsibility. Please don’t hurt the author. Don’t touch the author. In fact, don’t even look at the author the wrong way. I bruise easily.