Challenge 56: WHY GOD WHY?!?

[candy__chan]

Title: THE BESTEST DETECTIVE CONAN FANFIC EVAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!11!!1ELEVENTYONE!!PINEAPPLE
Author: I don’t want to admit to this…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Detective Conan, and I doubt Gosho Aoyama wants this.
Rating: WHY GOD WHY?
Warnings: Yaoi smut featuring Megure/Kogoro. If I’m going to make it bad, it’s going to be BAD. Yay for destroying my

Comments

[ytak]

I asked for it. I really did. *brainded* Xp

[candy__chan]

Yes. Yes you did *watches the fireworks of 'splody brains*

[keizh]

O. Omg. Part of me just died from the horrible. I love it, though. I cracked up so much.

... Love-honey. BEST FIC EVER INDEED. Extra love for you. ♥♥

[candy__chan]

VICTORY IS MINE! *laugh* Thanks, glad you...err, "liked" it? I more or less squicked myself out when I wrote this ^^;; Thanks! *takes love and puts it in a pretty box* :D

[dagronrat]

XDDDDDDDDD

I. Whut. Ahaha.

[candy__chan]

...you did encourage this ^^;; *laughs and glomps*

So should I go for that Gin/Vodka idea too? *shot*

[dagronrat]

*is glomped, yeay!*

Only because I have a serious plunny involving those two a prison cell and issues do I say yes. >D *Is EVIL*

*Is still point&laughing at teh badfic, oye. XD*

[candy__chan]

I think I killed a couple of people with this. Does that make me a murderer?

...I am intrigued and demand that you write this prison cell fic :D

[yume_no_kage]

...You realize I had to read that entire thing and translate it before my brain would let me stop, right? *demands good porn to erase what she just read*

XD <3 *needed the laugh*

[candy__chan]

Ouch...okay, I apologize for that ^^;; You have a sturdier brain than I do if you could actually read past the first sentence! As for good porn, may I offer this lovely fic by the wonderful marsdejahthoris?

Thanks! *glomps*

[jeva_chan]

.........

I had to stop at "Oh my god, its so wet."

*just... lying there and hating you--yes, Candy, this is hate and death and pain and death coming from teh Jeva*

[candy__chan]

I knew I was going to use that line from the get-go. Because anal sex is NOT self-lubricating ^___^ And the hate and death and pain and death are totally lies, for Jeva loves me! :D *snuggles you and ruffles your hair*

[jeva_chan]

Die. Now. Death of a thousands burning suns. Yes.

[candy__chan]

*latches onto you* ONLY IF MY ADORABLY DARLING JEVA COMES WITH ME!