Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have a wonderful, almost unbelievable, story to tell. It involves Chinese food, blood, talking, and being sent home early from my first day of work. Here goes ( Read more... )

On the advisement of my lawyer/friend, Ms. Tara, I have decided to lock this journal. This is not because I have nothing to hide (or do I?), but to avoid possible conflict with my current and future employers, the paparazzi, my fans, the goverment, and other clandestine organizations I cannot discuss at this time. To be added to my list of clients ( Read more... )