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For those of you who always wanted to make your own sea monster... now you can! -
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Happy Valentines Day After!
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As Jack went to sleep, I lay there staring at him in the dim light. You can't be right next to him because he'll flail around, but also he will try to roll closer and take over the whole pillow. He's kinda a cute lil bully. And I don't go to bed when I should, so he gets up early and clobbers me in my sleep. Aww, cute; now he's smiling! Maybe he's ( Read more... ) -
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Jack's been getting a little... feisty lately. (He started putting things in the toilet, such as my cell phone.) And I have him for days in a row without a break. And he's sick right now. So I decided that when I get overwhelmed I'd start writing down how I feel. Well, today something incredible happened. I don't know quite how it started because ( Read more... ) -
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having two keyboards in proximity to the computer can only lead to pounding on one futilely, thinking it has frozen up when really it has not. the realization of this error can be quite humbling. -
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if you really only need one sheet of the things, why do paper towels come in a whole damn roll? -
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now this is what the internet's for, baby... I first saw this on ellen - yes, it's true, and was amazed to actually see it online. my favorite part is that the hicks seem to know enough french to count to three. -
More fun with spam!
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3 WHAT, Tim Fish - if that is indeed your real name? It's the inspecifity that gets me on that one. I mean, how am I supposed to know? It could be 3 of something I need...
