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Dear God,

I want a baby panda. And a job that doesn't suck. And two years added to my age. And a high school diploma.

Yeah. I think that's all.

Plzkthnx,
Amanda N. Cobb

Pardon me, Mr. Bradbury. You can suck a cock.

Sincerely,

Amanda N. Cobb

I've been reading Danse Macabre by Stephen King. It's pretty interesting. It's a non-fiction book about his take on the entire horror genre including books, televsion, movies, etc. He does a good job. I've always thought his non-fiction narrative (in introductions and things like that) were the best. I don't know why. His thoughts on things are ( Read more... )

I totally stole this from Poppy Z Brite. Thanks, Ms.! ....Or Mr.
I guess the general idea is to go to Google Image and type in the answer and paste the first image that comes up.

1. Your age on your next birthday: 
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I just finished watching Wes Craven's Chiller. The storyline wasn't very good. At all. I'm aware that these days, Michael Beck is a foul looking old man. But in '85 he was fuckable. Seriously. Wowza. HOT. HOT. HOT.

Okay, I'm done.

I am so bored that I'm making BDSM drag 'n drop dolls.

Please tell me I'm not pathetic.

Once again, I am the bitch.

At work.

I do the biscuit trays and the dishes and sweep the floors and lick the grease off of Kayla's ugly shoes. No, just kidding. About the latter, that is. But it bothers me how they keep me away from doing things that I'm capable of because, I don't know. I haven't "certified" or some bullshit. I worked at the other ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4y6M2AeQ00
She's so fucking hot. I just had to share.

So. First day of work.

It went pretty well, I guess. I was sixteen cents over on  my till and I screwed up some orders, but I did pretty well in the end. My back hurts, but it's all good. The first two hours went by pretty quickly. I am so fucking glad that I don't have to close.

Adios.