Session 1; Vriska: Wake up [Text]

[manipul8mind]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling mysteriousCity [MC] --

AG: Okay, where the fuck am I?
AG: One minute I was talking to John
AG: And suddenly I'm waking up on the ground in this weird-ass city.
AG: I don't even remem8er falling asleep or anything.

AG: I found this tiny computer thing next to me
AG: So I assume it's mine now.
AG: And if it's not mine

Comments

[confidencelegs]

oH WOW,
sO, i GUESS THIS IS EMBARASSING,
bUT i THINK MY PET MUSCLEBEAST ACCIDENTALLY GOT A HOLD OF MY COMMUNICATOR, aND, uHHHH, hAZED YOU, oR SOMETHING,
i AM TOTALLY SORRY, uHHHH, fOR THAT,
hE IS RATHER VICIOUS THOUGH, sO IT MIGHT BE BEST TO JUST, uHHHH, dO WHAT HE SAYS, oR SOMETHING

[manipul8mind]

AG: You and I 8oth know that's 8ullshit, Tavros.
AG: That was you in a costume.
AG: I could see your horns.
AG: Did you reall think I would fall for something so stupid?
AG: Or were you trying to troll me?
AG: 8ecause it didn't work.
AG: And it was a terri8le try.
AG: 8etter luck next time, Toreadork.
AG: Hehehehehehehehe.

[lonelyglub]

i tried tellin him he was an idiot
i cant believve you fuckin wwent through wwith this tavv

Locked - 5%

[confidencelegs]

uHHHHHH, eRIDAN,
yOU KNOW, i, wELL, dON'T WANT MY COVER BLOWN, aND SUCH,
sO, yEAH,
pLEASE DON'T DO THAT, iF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN, }:(

[thegreathonk]

AwWwW hOlY sHiT.
wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk Is Up, SpIdErBiTcH?

[manipul8mind]

AG: Well I'm stuck in a human city.
AG: And I have no idea how the fuck I got here.
AG: And I have a feeling you're going to be no help at all.
AG: Like always.

Edit: Jegus that's a mouthful. /cuts minor irrelevances

[thegreathonk]

MaN tHaT sOuNdS lIkE mE aBoUt A mOnTh AgO!
wItHoUt ThE sPiDeRbItChY pArTs.
HoNk :o)
I wAs LiKe
WhAaAaAaAaAt In ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS tHiS pLaCe?
AnD eVeRyBoDy ElSe WaS lIkE
wHaT iN tHe MoThErFuCk Is Up GaMzEe CoMe PaRtY aT tHe HiVe AnD sHiT!

wHiCh I gUeSs Is AnOtHeR dIfFeReNt ThInG.
bEcAuSe ThE oThErS sAy YoU'Re LiKe,
ReAlLy SuPeR uN-mOtHeRfUcKiNg InViTeD tO tHe HiVe PaRtY fOr SoMe ReAsOn.
AnD aLsO tHaT i'M nOt AlLoWeD tO tElL yOu AnY oF oUr SuPeR sEcReT pArTy SeCrEtS.
lIkE wHeRe ThE hIvE iS.
sOrRy.
:o(

[manipul8mind]

{A pause in her responses because she's being pissy about the others and sighing about your stupidity and how you're too stupid to do anything other than what the others tell you to do.}

AG: What the fuck ever.
AG: I don't give a damn. {What a liar.}
AG: I'll find it eventually.
AG: 8ut John said I could stay with him so whatever.

[manipul8mind]

AG: Yea.
AG: Why?
AG: Who are you?
AG: What the hell's Discedo?

[manipul8mind]

AG: Well that's just fucking gr8.
AG: 8ecause, you know, I wasn't in the middle of something or anything.
AG: At all.