In a morbid mood, I started reading a Fark thread on what you'd like on your tombstone. I've considered the following (just think of them as having "Here lies Bryan" in front of it ( Read more... )

The things you find on the interwebs:

"So, now that the courtship is over, I figure I can put my wizard staff into your mana pool."

This comes from an episode of "The Guild", which is hilarious for anyone who plays WoW and also like the hot readhead potential (Vi) from 7th season of Buffy.

Meow.

Browsing through CNN this morning - in my usual vain attempt to make heads or tails out of politics and the economy - I came across this photo. Pay special attention to the caption (no, I did not photoshop it):


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Ah, Vegas. The only city on Earth with slot machines, free liquor, hookers, meth heads, and flashing lights all in one place ( Read more... )

Lessons learned via the Thanksgiving extravaganza ( Read more... )

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For all you bloodthirsty wolverines out there:

Mr. Over-zealous Foul Ball Catcher

The rest

Noe: Oooh, look! That camel is uni-humpular!

Bryan: You mean a dromedary?

Noe: No! Uni-humpular!

Bryan: As opposed to the duo-humpular kind? Or would that be bi-humpular?

Noe: Depends on how frisky they feel at the time.

Bryan: Do you know what they call the no-humpular kind?

Noe: Non-humpular?

Bryan: A horse.

A bit more in the ongoing saga of Bryan and his paranoias ( Read more... )

I hate these big life decision things ( Read more... )