Baby Ohno- An Arashi Fanfic
Title: Baby Ohno (Chapter 3)
Pairings/Characters: Aiba/Sho, Ohno/Nino
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Beware of a cute baby Ohno in this story (although Ohno is always cute, baby or not ;)
Notes: I had a sudden urge to post this today~ In regards of what I said about how often I'll update, I wasn't complaining with the people who tell me to update soon (it actually makes me happy since it shows how excited you are in this story). I only wanted to warn you- I have made multi-chaptered stories before (but for other fandoms) and I don't want what happened to those stories to happen with this one.
Summary: An accident occurs when one of Aiba's experiments go wrong. And unfortunately, Leader was in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Chap-1 / Chap-2
"Shit."
Aiba hit Nino swiftly on the arm. "Watch your language around the baby." Nino rolled his eyes but turned back to Ohno.
Ohno sat on the bed, giving a cute yawn and looking like he was still half-asleep. The other members stared back at him, unsure about what to say. It turned into a staring contest for a few seconds before Ohno gave a little sneeze.
"Awwww...you're so CUTE!" Aiba squealed as he rushed towards Ohno and held him in his arms. He held Ohno awkwardly with his right arm under Ohno's neck and his left arm under the knees.
"Oi, Baka, you're holding him wrong!" Nino scolded as he rushed forward to correct Aiba's hold. "You have to support the head! And it's more comfortable for him if you hold him up around his bottom." He lectured, placing Aiba's arms in the proper positions.
"Ooh, Nino. You're just like a mother!" Aiba complimented the gamer, ignoring the glare he got in return as he started to coo at Ohno.
"Um, Ohno, wait Leader...no, that sounds weird to say to a baby." Sho muttered, scrunching his eyebrows together.
"Let's call him Satoshi instead." Aiba offered, holding the baby close to his chest. "It's more cute."
"And less suspicious." Jun added, going up to Ohno and offering up his finger. Ohno stared at the body part with wide eyes before shyly reaching up and giving it a small poke. When Jun gave a playful wiggle, it made Ohno giggle as he reached out and clasped onto the finger tightly.
"Okay, Satoshi?" Sho called. Ohno looked up at him, still twisting around Jun's finger. "Do you know who we are? Wait, can you talk yet?" Ohno smiled as he nodded his head. "Okay, can you say our names?"
Ohno cocked his head a little before looking up at Aiba. Aiba smiled back at him, waiting in anticipation. Ohno pointed at him and cheerfully said, "Mama!"
"Eh?" Aiba blushed as he could hear the others laughing. He pouted at the other three members and whined, "Shut up, guys."
"Papa!" Ohno pointed at Sho this time. As Sho coughed in shock, Ohno shifted his gaze to Jun and cheerfully pointed out, "JuJu!" Before Jun could protest, Ohno's gaze shifted to Nino last and pointed, "Kazu!"
"How come he only knows Nino's name?" Aiba complained, giving a pout at the baby in his arms. Ohno didn't notice as he finally let go of Jun's finger (he actually wanted the ring finger, but there was no way in hell that Jun would let a baby mess with his expensive rings) and began to reach his arms out to Nino.
Nino smirked at the older man as he went to receive Ohno. "Because that's how great I am." He replied, smugly. He held Ohno close to his face and started to make silly faces at him- which got a few tinkling laughs out of Ohno. "No, no, Satoshi. Call me 'Kami'." He cooed.
"Don't teach him bad things, Nino." Jun told him, shaking his head as he crossed his arms across his chest.
Nino merely grinned as he cuddled up to the baby in his arms. "You're just jealous that he actually knows my name...JuJu." Jun glared at Nino, his silence proving the other right.
"Shut up." Jun glared at Nino. Turning to Ohno, he put a wide smile on his face and said, "Satoshi, my name is Jun. J-U-N. Jun. Can you say that?"
Ohno puckered his lips briefly before replying happily, "JuJu!"
"No, no, no. It's JUN." Jun corrected.
"JuJu!" Ohno repeated, giggling. Jun sighed, giving up. He figured he better get used to the whole JuJu thing after all.
"What about me? I'm Masaki- wait, that might be hard for you to say so you can call me Aiba, okay?" Aiba decided to try also, coming closer as Nino held Ohno tighter.
"Mama!" Ohno called out, clapping his hands together.
"No, I'm Aiba. Satoshi, say AI-BA." Aiba tried harder.
"MA-MA!" Ohno repeated, looking at the tall man with stubborn eyes.
"No, Satoshi. I'm not your mama!" Aiba insisted, his voice a bit harsh. He immediately regretted it.
"You not my mama?" Ohno looked up at him with teary eyes, his lips starting to tremble.
Aiba gasped as he saw this and immediately went to grab Ohno and hug him tightly in his arms. "Don't cry! Okay, I'm your mama." Aiba gave in, bouncing him up and down which made Ohno giggle happily.
Nino pouted as soon as Ohno left his arms. "So are you gonna attempt to get Oh-chan to call you by your name too?" Nino turned to Sho, raising an eyebrow.
"Nope. It'd be useless anyway." Sho shrugged at him. "I'm just glad he knows who we are." He smiled gently as he watched Aiba and Ohno laughing together.
"It's like he's Ohno but with the mind of a baby." Jun observed, looking at Ohno closely.
"He IS Ohno." Nino reminded him, coming closer to give Ohno a pat on the head.
"I know that." Jun sighed as he turned to Ohno. "Do you know how old you are?"
"I one year old!" Ohno said proudly, holding up a chubby finger.
"Waaah~ you're so cute!" Aiba squealed, cuddling to him closer as he gave the finger that was held up a small kiss. Ohno giggled and started to slap his hand softly to Aiba's mouth.
"And he's very smart. I don't think it's normal for one year olds to speak and understand things like Satoshi is doing now. He speaks like a two or three year old." Sho commented, looking a little worried.
"Well, Satoshi isn't a normal baby anyway." Nino pointed out. "I'm just glad we don't have to listen to any weird baby language that sounds like babbling and grunts like other babies do." Suddenly a sound from Ohno's tummy sounded in the room. "Though I guess this one makes rumbles. I think somebody is hungry."
"Well, I guess we can have a late lunch." Jun looked at his watch. "Let's all eat. But wait, don't one year olds have to eat certain types of foods- I don't think Satoshi is old enough to eat the food we eat yet."
"So what do we feed him? Breast milk?" Nino questioned. Smirking, he looked towards Aiba. "Well Aiba-chan, you are Satoshi's mama after all..." He trailed off.
"I don't think I can get anything out from these." Aiba told him, looking down at his chest. "It'd take a miracle."
"You turned our old man into a baby. I'm pretty sure you can make another miracle happen." Nino reminded him, grinning mischievously. Jun rolled his eyes as Sho looked a bit panicked at that.
"Let's not even go there." Sho replied quickly, not wanting Aiba to get any ideas. "Anyway, I looked up what one-year olds eat on my phone. It's says that one year olds are at an age where they can start eating real foods so we shouldn't just feed him only milk."
"Satoshi, can you say 'awwww'?" Jun asked, opening his own mouth as a demonstration. Ohno did as Jun asked, "We can't feed him hard foods- he doesn't have all his teeth yet." Everyone also looked in Ohno's mouth and realized that Jun was right. Ohno didn't have a full set of teeth yet, only a few in the front.
"We should feed him soft foods like ice cream!" Aiba suggested cheerfully.
"I think we should feed him something a little more healthier." Sho told his boyfriend gently. "Maybe like okayu (rice porridge) or something?"
"Ooh, that sounds great Sho-chan! Thinking just like a responsible papa!" Aiba complimented, kissing Sho's blushing cheek.
They all went into the kitchen as Nino and Sho played with Ohno while Jun and Aiba was in charge of the cooking.
"I don't want to eat ramen- I want hotpot." Nino whined, holding Ohno up on his lap as Sho played peek-a-boo with him.
"Peek-a-boo!" Sho sang out cheerfully, showing his face. Ohno looked at him with star-struck eyes and laughed hysterically. He did this everytime Sho said 'BOO!'
"Well too bad. I didn't have time to go grocery shopping so all I have is instant ramen. I'm grateful that I at least had enough ingredients to make Satoshi's okayu." Aiba stuck his tongue out at Nino as he poured the ramen soup mix into the pot.
"Should we also give Satoshi milk?" Jun wondered, stirring the pot.
"I have milk in refrigerator." Aiba offered. "But I don't have any baby bottles."
Sho shook his head, pausing in his game with Ohno. "I think Satoshi has to drink one of those baby formulas- we'll have to buy it."
"So what will we do with leader while he's a baby?" Jun asked them as he added a bit of ginger into the okayu.
"We take care of him- we can't trust anyone else with him." Nino answered simply. He was always a bit overprotective over Ohno and now that their leader was in a very vulnerable state, there was no chance that Nino would leave Ohno alone with just anybody.
"I know that." Jun rolled his eyes. "But we have other jobs, remember? Don't tell me that we're going to bring Satoshi with us. I doubt the producers will allow it. And we even have filming for VS Arashi tomorrow!" The others froze at that.
"The audience will think it's strange if Ohno is gone and in his place we bring a baby that looks exactly like him." Sho added, wearing a worried expression on his face. "And what will we tell Johnny-san? He definitely wouldn't like this." If a member couldn't show up to a show or shooting, they were obligated to inform Johnny himself about the circumstances. And coincidentally, they were meeting up with Johnny anyway tomorrow morning to discuss some things about the upcoming concert. "We could put Ohno in a daycare center?"
"No- the less people who know about Ohno's condition, the better. Besides, what will the press say if they find out that one of the Arashi members put a baby in daycare- they have ways of twisting the truth into something ridiculous." Nino warned, hugging Ohno tightly to him.
"We'll go to Johnny tomorrow and make something up. As for VS Arashi, we can get one of the crew members to watch him or something- are staff are pretty loyal and are sworn to secrecy to any of our private matters." Aiba offered, scooping some of the noodles into bowls.
"That's not a bad idea actually." Nino said, impressed that Aiba could come up with a decent plan. "What about if someone asks who Satoshi is and where did he come from?"
"I think we can pull it off if we say that Satoshi is Aiba's nephew and no one but Aiba is available to watch him." Sho pointed out, going back to his peek-a-boo game with Ohno.
"Or we can just say that Satoshi is yours and Aiba's love child" Nino teased, quickly holding Ohno up as a shield to prevent a hit from both Sho and Aiba.
"Sho's idea is good. Hopefully it'll work with Johnny- we have that meeting tomorrow after all." Jun nodded, as he turned off the stove. "Okay, food's done. Let's eat!"
They all went into the dining room, with Nino sitting Ohno on his lap. "Okay Satoshi, open up wide." Aiba sang, blowing on the okayu a bit before holding it up to Ohno's mouth.
"Ahhhh..." Ohno opened his mouth and hummed in delight as he chewed the food.
"Such a good boy!" Aiba cooed as Nino went to wipe Ohno's mouth.
"Thank god he's not a picky eater- makes it easier to feed him." Jun commented, relieved that the okayu he made tasted good.
"Oh-chan's incapable of being a picky eater, if you think about it." Nino mumbled, having a hard time eating his ramen while balancing Ohno on his lap. Giving a frustrated sigh, he gave Ohno to Aiba so he could finish his food.
After Ohno ate the last of the okayu, Aiba stood up to burp him. "Wait Aiba-chan, here." Jun grabbed a dry towel and laid it on Aiba's shoulder, under Ohno's mouth. And it was right on time too because a few seconds later Ohno burped...with some of the okayu coming out as well.
"Whoa!" Aiba jumped at he heard some liquid splatter on the floor.
"Is he okay?" Sho asked, standing up as he held his arms out to take Ohno. Aiba gave the baby to him as Jun grabbed the soiled towel (which fortunately saved Aiba's shirt from being dirtied) and placed it in the sink as Aiba went to take care of the floor.
"He's fine. All baby's tend to spit up sometimes when they burp." Jun assured him, putting soap on the towel. "I had to do a commercial with a baby once and let's just say, I learned to always have a small towel handy when burping a baby."
Sho nodded as he sat down with Ohno. Nino gave Ohno sips of water before finishing up his ramen.
"How long do you guys think he'll stay like this?" Nino questioned, slurping up some noodles. "I'm not gonna wait 18 years to date him."
"Technically, the minimal age of consent in Japan is 13. But for all prefectures and districts in Japan, sex is only allowed at an age of at least 18. For marriage, the age is 16 for girls and 18 for boys...but some same you have to be at least 20 as well- " Sho stopped when Nino gave him a disgusted look.
"By the time he's 13, I'll be around 44...no thanks." Nino huffed, sticking a bit of egg in his mouth. "And why do you know so much about this stuff? Is there something you're not telling us?"
Sho flushed. "I had to do a report on it once for one of my Ichimen segments." He explained but Nino still gave him a suspicious look.
"Maybe the drink is temporary. Maybe once the drink exits Leader's body, the effects will disappear." Jun suggested as he got up to put his dirty dishes in the sink.
"So we have to make him puke it out?" Aiba cried, coming back into the room and taking the full Ohno back to hug him to him- but making sure to not press too much on the tummy area. "That's gross!"
"No, idiot. He can just use the bathroom or something." Nino pointed out to him. "But since Satoshi spit up earlier, I don't think vomiting or pooping the drink out will work."
Sho frowned. "Speaking of bathroom, do you think he's potty-" he stopped as Aiba suddenly cried out, quickly holding the baby away from his lap. Sho sighed. "I guess he's not potty-trained."
Pairings/Characters: Aiba/Sho, Ohno/Nino
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Beware of a cute baby Ohno in this story (although Ohno is always cute, baby or not ;)
Notes: I had a sudden urge to post this today~ In regards of what I said about how often I'll update, I wasn't complaining with the people who tell me to update soon (it actually makes me happy since it shows how excited you are in this story). I only wanted to warn you- I have made multi-chaptered stories before (but for other fandoms) and I don't want what happened to those stories to happen with this one.
Summary: An accident occurs when one of Aiba's experiments go wrong. And unfortunately, Leader was in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Chap-1 / Chap-2
"Shit."
Aiba hit Nino swiftly on the arm. "Watch your language around the baby." Nino rolled his eyes but turned back to Ohno.
Ohno sat on the bed, giving a cute yawn and looking like he was still half-asleep. The other members stared back at him, unsure about what to say. It turned into a staring contest for a few seconds before Ohno gave a little sneeze.
"Awwww...you're so CUTE!" Aiba squealed as he rushed towards Ohno and held him in his arms. He held Ohno awkwardly with his right arm under Ohno's neck and his left arm under the knees.
"Oi, Baka, you're holding him wrong!" Nino scolded as he rushed forward to correct Aiba's hold. "You have to support the head! And it's more comfortable for him if you hold him up around his bottom." He lectured, placing Aiba's arms in the proper positions.
"Ooh, Nino. You're just like a mother!" Aiba complimented the gamer, ignoring the glare he got in return as he started to coo at Ohno.
"Um, Ohno, wait Leader...no, that sounds weird to say to a baby." Sho muttered, scrunching his eyebrows together.
"Let's call him Satoshi instead." Aiba offered, holding the baby close to his chest. "It's more cute."
"And less suspicious." Jun added, going up to Ohno and offering up his finger. Ohno stared at the body part with wide eyes before shyly reaching up and giving it a small poke. When Jun gave a playful wiggle, it made Ohno giggle as he reached out and clasped onto the finger tightly.
"Okay, Satoshi?" Sho called. Ohno looked up at him, still twisting around Jun's finger. "Do you know who we are? Wait, can you talk yet?" Ohno smiled as he nodded his head. "Okay, can you say our names?"
Ohno cocked his head a little before looking up at Aiba. Aiba smiled back at him, waiting in anticipation. Ohno pointed at him and cheerfully said, "Mama!"
"Eh?" Aiba blushed as he could hear the others laughing. He pouted at the other three members and whined, "Shut up, guys."
"Papa!" Ohno pointed at Sho this time. As Sho coughed in shock, Ohno shifted his gaze to Jun and cheerfully pointed out, "JuJu!" Before Jun could protest, Ohno's gaze shifted to Nino last and pointed, "Kazu!"
"How come he only knows Nino's name?" Aiba complained, giving a pout at the baby in his arms. Ohno didn't notice as he finally let go of Jun's finger (he actually wanted the ring finger, but there was no way in hell that Jun would let a baby mess with his expensive rings) and began to reach his arms out to Nino.
Nino smirked at the older man as he went to receive Ohno. "Because that's how great I am." He replied, smugly. He held Ohno close to his face and started to make silly faces at him- which got a few tinkling laughs out of Ohno. "No, no, Satoshi. Call me 'Kami'." He cooed.
"Don't teach him bad things, Nino." Jun told him, shaking his head as he crossed his arms across his chest.
Nino merely grinned as he cuddled up to the baby in his arms. "You're just jealous that he actually knows my name...JuJu." Jun glared at Nino, his silence proving the other right.
"Shut up." Jun glared at Nino. Turning to Ohno, he put a wide smile on his face and said, "Satoshi, my name is Jun. J-U-N. Jun. Can you say that?"
Ohno puckered his lips briefly before replying happily, "JuJu!"
"No, no, no. It's JUN." Jun corrected.
"JuJu!" Ohno repeated, giggling. Jun sighed, giving up. He figured he better get used to the whole JuJu thing after all.
"What about me? I'm Masaki- wait, that might be hard for you to say so you can call me Aiba, okay?" Aiba decided to try also, coming closer as Nino held Ohno tighter.
"Mama!" Ohno called out, clapping his hands together.
"No, I'm Aiba. Satoshi, say AI-BA." Aiba tried harder.
"MA-MA!" Ohno repeated, looking at the tall man with stubborn eyes.
"No, Satoshi. I'm not your mama!" Aiba insisted, his voice a bit harsh. He immediately regretted it.
"You not my mama?" Ohno looked up at him with teary eyes, his lips starting to tremble.
Aiba gasped as he saw this and immediately went to grab Ohno and hug him tightly in his arms. "Don't cry! Okay, I'm your mama." Aiba gave in, bouncing him up and down which made Ohno giggle happily.
Nino pouted as soon as Ohno left his arms. "So are you gonna attempt to get Oh-chan to call you by your name too?" Nino turned to Sho, raising an eyebrow.
"Nope. It'd be useless anyway." Sho shrugged at him. "I'm just glad he knows who we are." He smiled gently as he watched Aiba and Ohno laughing together.
"It's like he's Ohno but with the mind of a baby." Jun observed, looking at Ohno closely.
"He IS Ohno." Nino reminded him, coming closer to give Ohno a pat on the head.
"I know that." Jun sighed as he turned to Ohno. "Do you know how old you are?"
"I one year old!" Ohno said proudly, holding up a chubby finger.
"Waaah~ you're so cute!" Aiba squealed, cuddling to him closer as he gave the finger that was held up a small kiss. Ohno giggled and started to slap his hand softly to Aiba's mouth.
"And he's very smart. I don't think it's normal for one year olds to speak and understand things like Satoshi is doing now. He speaks like a two or three year old." Sho commented, looking a little worried.
"Well, Satoshi isn't a normal baby anyway." Nino pointed out. "I'm just glad we don't have to listen to any weird baby language that sounds like babbling and grunts like other babies do." Suddenly a sound from Ohno's tummy sounded in the room. "Though I guess this one makes rumbles. I think somebody is hungry."
"Well, I guess we can have a late lunch." Jun looked at his watch. "Let's all eat. But wait, don't one year olds have to eat certain types of foods- I don't think Satoshi is old enough to eat the food we eat yet."
"So what do we feed him? Breast milk?" Nino questioned. Smirking, he looked towards Aiba. "Well Aiba-chan, you are Satoshi's mama after all..." He trailed off.
"I don't think I can get anything out from these." Aiba told him, looking down at his chest. "It'd take a miracle."
"You turned our old man into a baby. I'm pretty sure you can make another miracle happen." Nino reminded him, grinning mischievously. Jun rolled his eyes as Sho looked a bit panicked at that.
"Let's not even go there." Sho replied quickly, not wanting Aiba to get any ideas. "Anyway, I looked up what one-year olds eat on my phone. It's says that one year olds are at an age where they can start eating real foods so we shouldn't just feed him only milk."
"Satoshi, can you say 'awwww'?" Jun asked, opening his own mouth as a demonstration. Ohno did as Jun asked, "We can't feed him hard foods- he doesn't have all his teeth yet." Everyone also looked in Ohno's mouth and realized that Jun was right. Ohno didn't have a full set of teeth yet, only a few in the front.
"We should feed him soft foods like ice cream!" Aiba suggested cheerfully.
"I think we should feed him something a little more healthier." Sho told his boyfriend gently. "Maybe like okayu (rice porridge) or something?"
"Ooh, that sounds great Sho-chan! Thinking just like a responsible papa!" Aiba complimented, kissing Sho's blushing cheek.
They all went into the kitchen as Nino and Sho played with Ohno while Jun and Aiba was in charge of the cooking.
"I don't want to eat ramen- I want hotpot." Nino whined, holding Ohno up on his lap as Sho played peek-a-boo with him.
"Peek-a-boo!" Sho sang out cheerfully, showing his face. Ohno looked at him with star-struck eyes and laughed hysterically. He did this everytime Sho said 'BOO!'
"Well too bad. I didn't have time to go grocery shopping so all I have is instant ramen. I'm grateful that I at least had enough ingredients to make Satoshi's okayu." Aiba stuck his tongue out at Nino as he poured the ramen soup mix into the pot.
"Should we also give Satoshi milk?" Jun wondered, stirring the pot.
"I have milk in refrigerator." Aiba offered. "But I don't have any baby bottles."
Sho shook his head, pausing in his game with Ohno. "I think Satoshi has to drink one of those baby formulas- we'll have to buy it."
"So what will we do with leader while he's a baby?" Jun asked them as he added a bit of ginger into the okayu.
"We take care of him- we can't trust anyone else with him." Nino answered simply. He was always a bit overprotective over Ohno and now that their leader was in a very vulnerable state, there was no chance that Nino would leave Ohno alone with just anybody.
"I know that." Jun rolled his eyes. "But we have other jobs, remember? Don't tell me that we're going to bring Satoshi with us. I doubt the producers will allow it. And we even have filming for VS Arashi tomorrow!" The others froze at that.
"The audience will think it's strange if Ohno is gone and in his place we bring a baby that looks exactly like him." Sho added, wearing a worried expression on his face. "And what will we tell Johnny-san? He definitely wouldn't like this." If a member couldn't show up to a show or shooting, they were obligated to inform Johnny himself about the circumstances. And coincidentally, they were meeting up with Johnny anyway tomorrow morning to discuss some things about the upcoming concert. "We could put Ohno in a daycare center?"
"No- the less people who know about Ohno's condition, the better. Besides, what will the press say if they find out that one of the Arashi members put a baby in daycare- they have ways of twisting the truth into something ridiculous." Nino warned, hugging Ohno tightly to him.
"We'll go to Johnny tomorrow and make something up. As for VS Arashi, we can get one of the crew members to watch him or something- are staff are pretty loyal and are sworn to secrecy to any of our private matters." Aiba offered, scooping some of the noodles into bowls.
"That's not a bad idea actually." Nino said, impressed that Aiba could come up with a decent plan. "What about if someone asks who Satoshi is and where did he come from?"
"I think we can pull it off if we say that Satoshi is Aiba's nephew and no one but Aiba is available to watch him." Sho pointed out, going back to his peek-a-boo game with Ohno.
"Or we can just say that Satoshi is yours and Aiba's love child" Nino teased, quickly holding Ohno up as a shield to prevent a hit from both Sho and Aiba.
"Sho's idea is good. Hopefully it'll work with Johnny- we have that meeting tomorrow after all." Jun nodded, as he turned off the stove. "Okay, food's done. Let's eat!"
They all went into the dining room, with Nino sitting Ohno on his lap. "Okay Satoshi, open up wide." Aiba sang, blowing on the okayu a bit before holding it up to Ohno's mouth.
"Ahhhh..." Ohno opened his mouth and hummed in delight as he chewed the food.
"Such a good boy!" Aiba cooed as Nino went to wipe Ohno's mouth.
"Thank god he's not a picky eater- makes it easier to feed him." Jun commented, relieved that the okayu he made tasted good.
"Oh-chan's incapable of being a picky eater, if you think about it." Nino mumbled, having a hard time eating his ramen while balancing Ohno on his lap. Giving a frustrated sigh, he gave Ohno to Aiba so he could finish his food.
After Ohno ate the last of the okayu, Aiba stood up to burp him. "Wait Aiba-chan, here." Jun grabbed a dry towel and laid it on Aiba's shoulder, under Ohno's mouth. And it was right on time too because a few seconds later Ohno burped...with some of the okayu coming out as well.
"Whoa!" Aiba jumped at he heard some liquid splatter on the floor.
"Is he okay?" Sho asked, standing up as he held his arms out to take Ohno. Aiba gave the baby to him as Jun grabbed the soiled towel (which fortunately saved Aiba's shirt from being dirtied) and placed it in the sink as Aiba went to take care of the floor.
"He's fine. All baby's tend to spit up sometimes when they burp." Jun assured him, putting soap on the towel. "I had to do a commercial with a baby once and let's just say, I learned to always have a small towel handy when burping a baby."
Sho nodded as he sat down with Ohno. Nino gave Ohno sips of water before finishing up his ramen.
"How long do you guys think he'll stay like this?" Nino questioned, slurping up some noodles. "I'm not gonna wait 18 years to date him."
"Technically, the minimal age of consent in Japan is 13. But for all prefectures and districts in Japan, sex is only allowed at an age of at least 18. For marriage, the age is 16 for girls and 18 for boys...but some same you have to be at least 20 as well- " Sho stopped when Nino gave him a disgusted look.
"By the time he's 13, I'll be around 44...no thanks." Nino huffed, sticking a bit of egg in his mouth. "And why do you know so much about this stuff? Is there something you're not telling us?"
Sho flushed. "I had to do a report on it once for one of my Ichimen segments." He explained but Nino still gave him a suspicious look.
"Maybe the drink is temporary. Maybe once the drink exits Leader's body, the effects will disappear." Jun suggested as he got up to put his dirty dishes in the sink.
"So we have to make him puke it out?" Aiba cried, coming back into the room and taking the full Ohno back to hug him to him- but making sure to not press too much on the tummy area. "That's gross!"
"No, idiot. He can just use the bathroom or something." Nino pointed out to him. "But since Satoshi spit up earlier, I don't think vomiting or pooping the drink out will work."
Sho frowned. "Speaking of bathroom, do you think he's potty-" he stopped as Aiba suddenly cried out, quickly holding the baby away from his lap. Sho sighed. "I guess he's not potty-trained."