Title: Baby Ohno (Chapter 2)
Pairings/Characters: Aiba/Sho, Ohno/Nino
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Beware of a cute baby Ohno in this story (although Ohno is always cute, baby or not ;)
Notes: (∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́∗)੭₎₎̊₊♡ I'm thankful for all the positive reviews I got for the first chapter. I will try my best to do this story justice! As for how often I'll update...I pretty much update when I feel like it ^_^p Sorry, but it's best if I'm not pressured to update on time~
Summary: An accident occurs when one of Aiba's experiments go wrong. And unfortunately, Leader was in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Chap-1 "Eh?"
Sho blinked again, tilting his head as he stared at Aiba's bed.
Various pillows were placed around the bed and laying right in the middle looked to be a baby boy around one years old. The baby was cute with his chubby cheeks and short black hair. He was curled up on his side, sucking his thumb as he slept peacefully. But what shocked Sho was that the baby looked very familiar to a certain fisherman he knew.
"I turned Ohno into a baby." Aiba confessed.
"Eh?" Sho repeated, not able to comprehend Aiba's words.
"I'm so dead! I turned Arashi's Leader into a baby! Arashi will be over after this gets out!" Aiba wailed.
"Eh?"
"Sho-chan! I just turned Oh-chan into a baby and all you have to say for is, 'eh'?" Aiba scolded him.
"Wait a minute. This baby is really Ohno?" Sho pointed to the baby, giving Aiba an incredulous look.
Aiba sighed exasperatedly. "That's what I'm trying to tell you! When I walked back into the kitchen I saw Oh-chan's clothes on the floor. I was confused because I was wondering why the hell would Oh-chan be running around my house naked- unless he wanted to cheat on Nino with me or has a secret phobia of clothes or is just plain perverted-"
"Aiba!" Sho interrupted, motioning the other to get to the point.
"Ah, gomen. Anyway, then I noticed something under the clothes was moving. I walked up to it, quickly pulled the clothes away and there was Baby Ohno underneath!" Aiba finished.
"How do you know that this baby is Ohno?" Sho questioned, looking at the sleeping baby again.
"Sho-chan, even you have to admit that the baby looks just like Leader- we've seen his baby photos millions of times. And if it's not Ohno, then why the hell would there have been a naked baby hiding under Ohno's clothes in my kitchen?" Aiba pointed out.
"Yeah, I know but...You really turned Ohno into a baby?" Sho still couldn't believe it.
"It must have been my drink. It was supposed to make you look younger, but not this young!" Aiba cried, not knowing what to do.
"Okay, okay, let's just stop and think about how we'll fix this. How long do you think the drink will last? Maybe it'll only be temporary." Sho said, putting his arm around the other, giving a comforted squeeze.
"Do you think so?" Aiba asked, looking up with hopeful eyes.
"Yeah..." Sho said unsurely, looking away. "Anyway, how old is Ohno now?"
"I'm not sure. I think he's only a year old maybe." Aiba shrugged, helplessly. They both froze as they heard the doorbell ring.
"Who do you think that is?" Sho whispered as they walked to the door.
Aiba looked through the peephole and gasped. "It's Jun and Nino!"
"What are they doing here?!" Sho panicked.
Aiba mirrored his expression. "I don't know? I wasn't expecting either of them here. Crap, I am so dead!" He moaned. The doorbell rang again and Aiba bit his lip. "Maybe I can pretend I'm not home?" Aiba suggested.
"WE CAN HEAR YOU AIBAKA! HURRY AND OPEN THE DOOR!" Nino yelled from the other side. Both boys groaned as they knew they had no choice but to open the door.
"What is going on? Why didn't you want to open the door?" Nino asked, giving Aiba and Sho a suspicious look. Jun raised an eyebrow but otherwise stayed quiet.
"Nothing's going on. Anyway, why are you guys here?" Aiba demanded, feeling the sweat rolling down his face.
"You invited me here, remember?" Jun reminded him, raising an eyebrow. "You wanted to tell me about something you made for the concert."
"Ah, I forgot. Gomen ne, Jun-chan." Aiba replied, giving an apologetic look.
"And I'm here to drop off the game you wanted to borrow from me. Me and J just happened to run into each other in the parking lot. You should be grateful that I decided to hand it here in person." Nino told him, putting his hands on his hips.
"Well, thank you. Now you can go back. And sorry Jun but the concert good I made needs work so you can go with Nino as well." Aiba said, frantically trying to push the other two out the door.
"What the hell? Why are you kicking me and J out and Sho here can stay? Don't tell me you're kicking us out because you and Sho want to do it right now or something. Freaking sex maniacs- it's only twelve in the afternoon!" Nino yelled, shoving his foot in the doorway so Aiba couldn't close the door.
"We are not having sex!" Sho yelled blushing as Aiba replied at the same time, "You and Ohno are the real sex maniacs here!"
Jun managed to push the door open and crossed his arms against his chest. "You guys are hiding something." He stated, giving the couple a look.
"No!" Aiba denied. "We just want to be alone right now, is all."
"Well, since you so rudely tried to kick us out, now I'm definitely not gonna leave!" Nino announced, sticking out his tongue to Aiba. "In fact, I'm calling Oh-chan to come here so he can help me bother you too."
"Nino!" Aiba yelled, as he tried to stop him. But Nino was too quick as he hurried to call his boyfriend. Suddenly, they all froze as they heard a familiar ringtone ringing in the bedroom.
Nino slowly ended the call and the ringing stopped. Turning to Aiba with a suspicious look, Nino asked, "Why is Satoshi's cellphone in your house?"
"That was my phone" Aiba lied lamely. Nino quickly ran to Aiba's bedroom, dodging Aiba and Sho's hands as they tried to catch him and quickly opened the door.
"Why the hell is there a baby in your room?" It was Jun who asked this as Nino was quiet in shock- he immediately knew who was exactly on the bed.
"No way." Nino whispered, eyes wide.
"Can someone tell me what is going on and whose baby this is." Jun demanded, looking at the three of them in exasperation.
Nino slowly turned towards Aiba and asked in a warning tone, "Why is my boyfriend on your bed?"
"What?!" Jun asked in shock.
"How did you know?" Aiba asked as he and Sho both gave Nino a surprised look.
Nino rolled his eyes. "Whether he's an old man or a baby, I can still recognize my boyfriend anywhere." He informed them with a 'duh' tone in his voice.
"Wait, I'm seriously hearing weird things right now. It's like you guys are actually saying that Ohno Satoshi, our leader- leader of Arashi- turned into said baby sleeping on this bed right now." Jun laughed humorlessly, eyes going wide as the other three continued to stare at him with serious expressions. "What the hell."
Aiba proceeded to tell them about the drink and how Ohno got affected with it. If it was anyone else but Aiba (Johnny's miracle boy) anyone would hear the tale and laugh, thinking that the person telling it was either a great story teller or really mentally ill.
Nino sighed as he ran his hand over his face. "People will think I'm a pedophile."
"Of all the stupid things you've ever done, this has got to be the stupidest." Jun spat, glaring at Aiba.
"Okay, okay, let's just calm down now." Sho said, wrapping his arm around Aiba, trying to comfort the other.
"Calm down? Our group is in trouble because our Leader isn't even old enough to walk, let alone dance and sing." Jun told him off. "But most importantly, we don't know what kind of damages Ohno might have right now.
"Yeah, but we also don't know if it's permanent or not. Maybe the effects from the drink will wear off." Sho suggested.
"Speaking of drink, where is it now?" Nino questioned, still looking at his boyfriend on the bed.
Aiba gasped as he rushed out of the room. The other three just stared at the door and jumped when they heard a shout. Aiba rushed back and and frantically said, "I accidentally left it on the stove and it turned into a pink paste! And the other ingredients fell into the sink and I can't use them anymore- my drink is ruined!."
"Good- that drink isn't ready for mankind." Jun told him, shuddering at what would happen if anyone other than them found out about the 'fountain of youth' drink.
"So what now?" Sho questioned, looking at the others.
"We can't bring him to the hospital because they'll probably confine us instead or do experiments on Leader. So all we can do is pray that the effects of the drink will wear out." Jun told them. "What we should worry about now is how we can take care of Ohno in his condition."
They were all silence as it hit them that they would be taking care of a baby from now on.
"At least we still have our childminder certificates." Aiba offered. And before someone could retort back, they heard a tiny noise on the bed. All four pairs of eyes looked to the bed and saw the awake eyes of a baby looking back at them.
"Shit."