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I'm having crazy thoughts... really crazy thoughts.

Mainly it's the thought of renewing my stay here when I was so against it... up until two days ago. I need to get this sickness out of my head!

I'm fucked uuuuuuup!

What's happening to me? The truly unthinkable has happened... almost unspeakable.

I've begun to enjoy country music.

Well, that's an exaggeration. I've begun to enjoy Swedish country music. By one group. But still, this is earth shattering. Right? RIGHT??

Saw this on the news today:
http://www.pandora.com

Too bad the music is suggests to me is hot trash.

The other day I walked into the entrance to Wal-Mart where they had their Easter Lillies on display. I don't know exactly what transpired next, but I had a medication-burp as I walked in. It tasted like hot chemicals coming up through my nose and throat. I could barely function, I thought I was going to throw up everywhere. I choked it down but I ( Read more... )

OMG
I love laying in bed

After coming back to Norman I left for Wal-Mart no more than an hour later. And to my surprise Wal-Mart didn't have any milk, beef, or chicken on top of the other things I wasn't looking for. Of the times I listened to the weather I only heard one warning about stocking up on food, so what are these dick chins shopping for? I mean, I HAD a valid ( Read more... )

Oh thank God for that snow... now I can procrastinate even more about the work I'll never get done. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

This morning around 3:15AM I reached for my wallet to pay for my Taco Bell and there was a scorpion on my lap.

I'm afraid it laid eggs somewhere and someday soon they'll be sprouting all over the place.

Is this a metaphor?

I burnt my finger today while I was attempting to cook a Tuscan steak. I wonder if it will scar. J'espere que non. I can definitely tell that the flesh melted ( Read more... )