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GOD!
is it quite possible that it's only possible for me to have sex with the same girl twice?
why only twice?
why do i get so bored?
why do i get so antsy?
why can't i just get a fucking blowjob every once in a while?!?!?!?!
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you guys, i am a GENIUS....
ok, so,
Gilby's makes travel size bottles of gin.
(you know, about the size of a bottle of listerine....)
and they fit PERFECTLY into my glove compartment!!!!!
I AM A FREAKING GENIUS.
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man.....
"you're too crazy"
i'm sick of hearing that.
i need a girl that can handle my personality
someone that will party as hard as me.
someone legal.
someone that doesn't do meth.
GAH!!!!!
oh yeah, and if she's skinny, well, that's a plus too.
