if my van could be transformed into human, she would be a huge black jamaican woman who says "honey" and "baby" al ot and would kick anyone's ass who even looked at me wrong
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I've thrown more bows in that van than an entire rap crew. I invented a new way to drink wax bottles with a cell phone adapter in her. We listened to Maroon 5 and didn't feel one bit gay in Leila. I even wrote a song about herbecause she touched my life in a way no other van had! God Bless Leila.
today is actually a national day of mourning for former president reagan. but i say we should mourn leila today as well. even though ive never set foot in her, her beauty and grace has touched me from afar. she was a van of the people, and she will be missed. goodbye dearest leila......goodbye.
ill never forget that one time when we needed to break really fast on hwy 20 and leila did her damndest to stop, but instead we ended up facing the wrong direction in a ditch. she always gave 110%
Oh yeah, nevermind... Already been done by ZOLCHOR, DRAGON OF POWER! Hey man the masters of the universe have one full song and one full but fragmented song... so you should come see us sometime, sweetcheeks.
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Oh yeah, nevermind... Already been done by ZOLCHOR, DRAGON OF POWER! Hey man the masters of the universe have one full song and one full but fragmented song... so you should come see us sometime, sweetcheeks.
<3 zoclhor
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