best spam of the day

[mamajoan]

Subject line: "Travel the world and see more nipples with your longer, thicker passport to happiness

Comments

[lbmango]

Not to be pedantic (who me?) but couldn't it be that you get wall to wall women (ie, lots of women) and twice as many breasts as women, (ie, two breasts per woman) which is a bit silly, but at least accurate.

[mamajoan]

hmm, interesting theory -- you may indeed be correct.

[palmer_kun]

[mamajoan]

aww, thanks! I feel so special.

[palmer_kun]

I was upstairs with sunlit_mists when she came across this and promptly died in her chair. I said "This is so going on MQ" and dashed downstairs to do so. :)

[retch]

Meanwhile, if you don't currently have any women at all (which seems likely given the fact that your "passport" is so short),

hmm, so penis size does matter?

[mamajoan]

lol, not to me, but the wording of the spam certainly implies it....

[retch]

cursed spammers, preying on male insecurity!