Blackout

[mama_fortuna]

In case anyone had forgotten, I work as a clerk in an independent video store. And yes, I frequently feel my life has become a Kevin Smith film when I wasn't paying attention. We have many baffling, horrifying and entertaining customers: the elderly German man who ONLY rents movies about World War II, the American couple who are very into astrology

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[lonelywalker]

Oh my.

The best thing is that half the movie is totally a heartwarming Lifetime film about this poor burn victim who falls in love with his nurse and lives happily ever after... except he might have a secret life as an axe-murderer in a gimp mask.

Anyway, that's clearly not him in the picture. Wrong colour eyes for a start.

Woooo Black Swan. Not out here yet, but it has Vincent Cassel in it, so it's clearly awesome.

[mama_fortuna]

I plan to ask the old lady if she enjoyed it.

We did see it and it was awesome. Utterly badass, and because you know who directed it you're just like... WAITING to see how bad it's gonna get. I will say this: at least it doesn't end with anyone becoming a coke whore.

"Ass to ass."

[white_death]

You know, that's one thing I can say for working at a video rental store--you learn way more than you want to know about your customers. Now all I have to know about them is how likely they are to kill plants.

Hey, I'm trying to figure out if I have your current address for Yule purposes. I'm a genius and haven't labeled any of the ones in my book as current, and I have a feeling they're all old anyway. Is it Alma St.? If not, would you email it to me if you don't wanna post it here? *snoogs*

[mama_fortuna]

I had one call me a cunt last night. That was fun.

I'm on Alma still, yeah!

[white_death]

Dude, wtf. I hope you cursed her with herpes.

Wow, I was so sure I had an outdated address for you guys. XD Rock!

[mama_fortuna]

HIM. One of my other customers almost kicked his ass, heh.

Nope, not yet! :D