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Eddi: There's a lever here. I'm gonna pull it. Any objections?

Mal: No, just give me a minute to put my spike-proof hat on.

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Eddi: Be prepared for an unknown monster in this room.

Mal: If we know there's a monster in the room, then it's a *known* monster.

Mal: ...what is the monster?

Eddi: Unknown.

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James: I do this attack and shift five feet!

Chase: It(the sentient pile of rags strangling James)'ll come with you, you know.

James: But it specifically says that my opponent ends the attack in my previous square!

Chase: Okay... but it'll get a save.

Mal: You're given the rags a SAVE VS. LITERALISM?!?

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Chase: I don't think there *is* an "Identify" spell anymore.

Eddi: Then how do we identify things?

Chase: You don't? You just put them on, and I tell you what happens.

Cris: Yeah, *that's* a good idea.
Mal: GIVE ME AN AMULET!

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Yeah, we figured that out eventually.

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Chase: "If you wish an audience with the king, place a gold coin in my mouth."

Mal: Oh my god, the king runs on QUARTERS?!

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James: How did they manage to accidentally curse every single magical item their civilization ever created?