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Gaming Quotes

Sep 06, 2009 16:18

Abbie: Should I cast 'Thunderwear'?
James/Mal: "Thunderwear?!"
Abbie: Er, 'Thunderwave.'
Mal: Awesomest. Spell. Ever.

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abaddonx99 September 6 2009, 23:37:56 UTC

"Thunderwear" sounds like an AC/DC song

malcubed September 6 2009, 23:40:25 UTC

Chase: ...and he falls to his death.
Mal: Come on, 10d6 isn't that bad! And if he's a monk, it's only 5d6! ...was he using a sword?
Chase: Yes, he was using a sword.
Mal: Well, 10d6 isn't that bad!

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malcubed September 7 2009, 05:39:24 UTC

...it was converted from 3E, if that's any consolation?

malcubed September 6 2009, 23:53:04 UTC

Mal: Has anyone in the party been damaged?
James: YES!
Mal: Then you're going to hate me. You now have the option to take zero temporary hit points or make a saving throw.

malcubed September 6 2009, 23:58:15 UTC

Chase: Well, he *would* have cut the ledge except he's already dead.

malcubed September 7 2009, 05:40:48 UTC

Er, *caught* the ledge.

malcubed September 7 2009, 00:13:39 UTC

Chase: There are four watchmen: a dwarf, two females, and a male.
Mal: "A dwarf, two females, and a male?"
Chase: Er, two female humans and two males, one of whom is a dwarf.