fucking london bridge. austin lets record an R&B song that makes an inanimate object sexual. itll be so ORRIGIONAL. what do you think about a song about cole slaw?
Saturday night was crazy as hell. I got a bit friendly with a drunk 39 year old mother at the Winery, and the next morning I found her number stored as MILF.
I have mosquito bites on my left foot from tennis. It hurts.
Sucks about your lack of vacation, but it's not as if I haven't offered your cheap/broke ass a dozen invites to Chicago.
You made out with a straight woman, and all i get is an obscure fondle!?! Good thing we're in an open relationship, the isreali and the parisians are going to treat me way better!
Fergie's song is a rip-off of holla back girl. I can't stand listening to it either.
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HAHAHAHA!
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I have mosquito bites on my left foot from tennis. It hurts.
Sucks about your lack of vacation, but it's not as if I haven't offered your cheap/broke ass a dozen invites to Chicago.
You made out with a straight woman, and all i get is an obscure fondle!?! Good thing we're in an open relationship, the isreali and the parisians are going to treat me way better!
Fergie's song is a rip-off of holla back girl. I can't stand listening to it either.
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