Won't smeone think of the children?

[malakijr]

I just got a message form the apartment office. they close at 4 PM and the call was at 3:57 PM. They need me to come in and talk with them, it is urgent, and "you need to prepare yourself," whatever the fuck THAT means. Great. Just great. I don't know what FUCKING else could POSSIBLY go wrong right now. What are they going to do, take away my

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[carrieslife]

I hope it is nothing bad. Now I am worried for you. If I prayed I would for you right now, but I don't so I will send good or positive thoughts or whatever your way.

I hope the people of that community never go to a beach, because that is no worse then someone in a swimsuit. I am so sick of this kind of shit...

[malakijr]

I hope it's nothing bad. but it is something bad. The lady was PISSED. I just don't want to be evicted. I'm so scared.

[colleendetroit]

This is the offensive display.

// grabs torch and pick axe //

[malakijr]

I'll join you!

*grabs pitchfork*

*sings "We don't like what we don't understand, in fact it scares us..."*

[blue_stiletto]

i'm offended too. and horny.

hot DAMN!

[malakijr]

Oh no, it's worked on you! The evil poster has tempted you into teh sin!

[malakijr]

My favorite part is the little note that says "warning, this is offensive, we just wanted to show you what Muskegon thinks it's appropriate for children to see." Children can never see underwear. Ever.

[bageldelight]

"Prepare yourself..." What a freaking abstract and scary thing to say to anyone. Are they pro-am sadists in that office or have they jumped professional altogether?

Whatever it is, honey, I'm thinking of you and hoping its something incredibly stupid on their part and all their fault.

Also? I'm glad that with soldiers dying in suicide bombings, fucked up health insurance, starving children and illiteracy, that some fucking idiot's biggest problem is that some airbrushed, Brazilian-waxed model is straddling a chair with all her girl-bits covered. And that's offensive.

To quote my buddy Dabs...people are twatwaffles and we hate them.

[malakijr]

OMG, Best icon ever! I might need to utilize that suicide booth if things don't work out. My best guess is that they ran my credit (because they asked me to turn in a copy of my social security card so they could run my number and enter the paperwork to certify mu subsidy from HUD) so I'm thinking they saw my payroll history and saw my hours fluctuate between 9 and 20 hours a week and are mad we put them at between 9 and 15 instead of 9 and 20. It's just they told me to underestimate my hours to the lowest I typically make so I'm not paying rent too high for the months I make less money. I'm just worried lines got crossed and they're pissed or something.

[vacheestfachee]

:'(

So I was just popping over to poke you and say that the end of my last post was talking about you ... and agh.

I'm sorry that for some reason people feel the need to be total douches to people for being poor and no other reason, no good reason.

It seems wrong to be encouraged in the face of that, but the way that you pick yourself up and keep going and write books and stuff in the face of the steamy breath of shame and evil bill collectors and other douchebags ... it *is* encouraging.

I believe you will make it.

I am hoping and praying that this will not be awful.

[malakijr]

Thanks Tina, your support really does mean a lot.

*skips off to read your post*