I'm getting so sick of hearing people blather on about how Chaz Bono shouldn't be on "Dancing with the Stars" because his dancing team doesn't include a man (they don't consider him to be a man, and since they own the universe and are God now, what they say goes). I don't like it when people talk and they don't know what they're talking about in ( Read more... )

I was about to kill some people yesterday (because you all know it's possible to stab someone in the face over the internet) but then my friend Ed reminded me of this: "People are assholes on the internet because they think their anonymity gives them the right to do so. Half the shit people say on the internet they'd never say in real life because ( Read more... )

So I have "abnormal cells on the wall of my cervix and in the canal of my cervix which contain a high level of dysplasia usually only found in cancerous cells." I love lingo. I have paperwork in for a Grant that will cover a LEEP Biopsy (this will sponsor me to leap off a bridge) and if I'm approved, I can go to a doctor in Big Rapids and have ( Read more... )

Here is my new 'Long Winded' Column where I rant and rave about the indie webseries FEEDI worked really hard on this, so I'd appreciate it if you took the time to read it and let me know what you think (comments, questions, snide remarks, etc). I'm really proud of how this column turned out (because I am a geek). You all should totally check out ( Read more... )

I just got a message form the apartment office. they close at 4 PM and the call was at 3:57 PM. They need me to come in and talk with them, it is urgent, and "you need to prepare yourself," whatever the fuck THAT means. Great. Just great. I don't know what FUCKING else could POSSIBLY go wrong right now. What are they going to do, take away my ( Read more... )

Hilary Duff on Lesbians:

I'm not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn't imagine having a girlfriend! There are things that you get from one another, as well as the physical stuff, that are essential. Guys make me feel secure and comfortable, when I'm scared or need attention. They bring stability. And ( Read more... )

Well, today I'm going to call Arby's again and hopefully get my schedule. The last few times I called them there was a hang-up and I couldn't get it. I'm nervous as always about starting a job and being new, but I'm hopeful ( Read more... )

Be nice to me. I just turned down sex with a guy I barely know. And he's HOT, too. See? Way hotter than the guy YOU turned down. OMG. He was probably planning on just using me which is fine because I didn't really want anything more than to use him, because it's not like I love him for his brain or anything ( Read more... )

( Yeah...yeah. This is Lillian, this is Lillian on drugs (I wish), any questions? )

So there was a party here on Saturday night and it was a lot of fun. And there was a girl there...and she was really, really, really...well, I'll show you a pic.

( Ooh baby. )