the (not so) sweet life of kim jongin for bluedveins

[maknaerulez]

Title: the (not so) sweet life of kim jongin
For: bluedveins
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~8400 words
Summary: Life was sweet and structured until a bright-pink whirlwind destroyed everything everything in Jongin's path. #FML
Warning(s):[Click]unbeta'd for now; it's not really a warning but this is kind of crack and thus this entire fic is illogical and there will be

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[bluedveins]

“Jongin, why are your eyes so red, did you smoke weed, it's not even four-twenty? Also, why do you have a plaster on your-”

“-Go away, stop asking so many questions, oh my god Baekhyu-”

“Hey! It's not my fault you always look like sh-”

“-do yOU WANT ME TO MURDER YOU?”

I AM CRYING

The sassy ass fucker decided to write the notes on pink, strawberry scented paper and each word is written in the most girly manner. He cringes every time he comes across a love-heart dotted 'i'.
THAT SASSY ASS FUCKER WOULD

"Well that was dramatic," muses a voice
I FUCKING DIED LMFAO

“-LOL, too late, he already has and he’s coming this way.” Wufan snickers behind a fist on his mouth.

“Who the fuck says ‘LOL’ in real life. I’m so-”
GOODBYE HAHAHAHA

Green Goblin poster
YAY SUPERHEROES
GOOD JONGIN I APPROVE

Oh Sehun basically asked him out kdot #bye #whatisair
yeah wHAT IS AIR
SENPAI TELL ME PLS

His hair is pushed back, touched up and brilliantly pink again and there's just something about the way that Sehun is so casually able to pull off such a

[ukexing]

I'M INWARDLY CRINGING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW AT ALL THE TYPOS IN THE LAST HALF OF THIS FIC, I'M REALLY APPALLED¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ remind me to edit this before I crosspost /sighs

I'm actually so glad you tolerated my terrible sense of humor and enjoyed this fic because I was so scared omg ;A; you are the queen of sekai and homin (/screeches) fanfic and when I saw that you were my recipient I criED IT WAS A VERY INTENSE MOMENT FOR ME

PLS NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRENd

[bluedveins]

PLS NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRENd
WELL DUH
YOU'RE USING @WAEXING FOR TWITTER RIGHT

[ukexing]

YES, YES I AM ;A;

[ficssucker]

this is brilliant!!!
LOL so many i wanna copy/paste from above but then i just writing it all over again
sorry i'm not good at making good comment but yeah this is awesomely funny and game and BAEKHYUN!!!

[scarletdreams21]

HOLY GOD I'D PROBABLY END UP QUOTING A MINIMUM OF 1/3rd of this fic but I really cannot afford to do just that right now...
but let me tell you this I SHALL LOVE YOU WHO EVER YOU ARE BECAUSE THIS IS SO GLORIOUS IN ITS OWN RIGHT
like
SASSY! BUYN WORKING THE SHIT OUT OF JONGIN IS JUST TOOOO PRECIOUS TO NOT TO BE GIVEN ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD! <3

i hope the capssss make up for the lack of a proper fangirling-moment comment
I REALLY WANT TO CITE BUYN BAEK IN APA FORMAT AND FILE IT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE IF I COULD

and hullo hullo WHO KNEW OH SEHUN WAS 1/3rd THE AWKWARD THAT IS KIM JONGIN ONCE UPON A TIME? ;A:

danggg MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS: WHY WAS THE KISSING SCENE LIKE 2 SECS LONG UGH ;A; hahah don't mind me!
this was really great KEEP WRITING ALONG THIS GENRE YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT T___T
bye. ^^

[ukexing]

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT AWH /hugs

yknow for me it's either complete stupidity in the form of crack or intense angst there really is no in between for me :-(((

[ext_2699846]

I'm not kidding when I say you're one of my favourite authors, thank you so much for writing, I love your sekai fics, God bless. However I must raise one issue, I'm not sure if you were told since you wrote this particular story- you used the word "retarded" which is a very mean slur and I think it's best if you don't use that particular word. I know this fic was written ages ago, but I still thought you'd like to know :) Apart from that, this story was so cute you know how hard it is to stay composed in public???

[ukexing]

Replying in 2018 is quite fashionably late but yes, I re-read this fic recently and I feel like much could have been avoided had I been slightly more PC back in the day. Ofc I am 4 years wiser now and it is no longer in my vocab! I'm so happy people are still reading this fic to this day, thank you so much!!!! -- I may have to edit and crosspost to my AO3 when I have the chance :')