the (not so) sweet life of kim jongin for bluedveins

[maknaerulez]

Title: the (not so) sweet life of kim jongin
For: bluedveins
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~8400 words
Summary: Life was sweet and structured until a bright-pink whirlwind destroyed everything everything in Jongin's path. #FML
Warning(s):[Click]unbeta'd for now; it's not really a warning but this is kind of crack and thus this entire fic is illogical and there will be

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[bluedveins]

“Jongin, why are your eyes so red, did you smoke weed, it's not even four-twenty? Also, why do you have a plaster on your-”

“-Go away, stop asking so many questions, oh my god Baekhyu-”

“Hey! It's not my fault you always look like sh-”

“-do yOU WANT ME TO MURDER YOU?”

I AM CRYING

The sassy ass fucker decided to write the notes on pink, strawberry scented paper and each word is written in the most girly manner. He cringes every time he comes across a love-heart dotted 'i'.
THAT SASSY ASS FUCKER WOULD

"Well that was dramatic," muses a voice
I FUCKING DIED LMFAO

“-LOL, too late, he already has and he’s coming this way.” Wufan snickers behind a fist on his mouth.

“Who the fuck says ‘LOL’ in real life. I’m so-”
GOODBYE HAHAHAHA

Green Goblin poster
YAY SUPERHEROES
GOOD JONGIN I APPROVE

Oh Sehun basically asked him out kdot #bye #whatisair
yeah wHAT IS AIR
SENPAI TELL ME PLS

His hair is pushed back, touched up and brilliantly pink again and there's just something about the way that Sehun is so casually able to pull off such a simple outfit of a white tee and denim jeans with black, leather Chuck Taylor's
i want to cry this image is godly

#thefuck; #isthisevenreallife; #whatevenareemotions; #ripkimjongin;
he has great #hashtags

Jongin could give two fucks because he has a Sehun.
SCREAMS HAPPILY HE HAS A SEHUN

SENPAI IF I DON'T ALREADY KNOW YOU PLEASE BE MY BFF
THIS IS GLORIOUS AND EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT
/HUGGLES

[ukexing]

I'M INWARDLY CRINGING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW AT ALL THE TYPOS IN THE LAST HALF OF THIS FIC, I'M REALLY APPALLED¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿ remind me to edit this before I crosspost /sighs

I'm actually so glad you tolerated my terrible sense of humor and enjoyed this fic because I was so scared omg ;A; you are the queen of sekai and homin (/screeches) fanfic and when I saw that you were my recipient I criED IT WAS A VERY INTENSE MOMENT FOR ME

PLS NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRENd

[bluedveins]

PLS NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRENd
WELL DUH
YOU'RE USING @WAEXING FOR TWITTER RIGHT

[ukexing]

YES, YES I AM ;A;

[bluedveins]

OKAY FOLLOWED
I'M @SATANHUN

[ukexing]

(regarding the typos, I mean there's even a typo in the summary -- what more could be worse OTL THIS ISN'T HOW I INTENDED TO GREET YOU SENPAI)