[015: VOICE]

[makesfolktalky]

'Ere's an essay for you Deities; you're the equivalent to a bunch of twonks.

I ain't been in schoolin' since I were 16, an' I'm doin' all right for meself. I don't need to exercise my 'mental muscle', or whatever. An' if I'm increasin' bloodflow, it ain't goin' t'be in me brain, I can tell you that much

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[laszlo_jamf]

Come, come, now. Come, come.

Don't make me get out the ruler.

[makesfolktalky]

What, six of the best? Can't be no worse with a ruler than it is with a cane.

[laszlo_jamf]

Either or. I have both.

No essay, no reward.

[makesfolktalky]

I don't care. I've got better things t'be doin' than worryin' about gettin' some poxy token for writin' an A grade piece.

[horrible_penny]

I don't know if calling the deities 'twonks' is a good idea, Ray. I mean, assuming that's a bad thing. I don't know what a twonk is.

[makesfolktalky]

It means they're all dead thick.

Don't seem like they're too bothered about it, anyway. Already 'ad one talk to me an' he's still on about 'is bloody essays.

[horrible_penny]

Ohhh... gotcha.

The essays really aren't bad, though, are they? It's not like we need to do them. Plus, prizes. Prizes are good.

[makesfolktalky]

They could jus' not curse us t'begin with. Be easier for everyone.

[cuffyoutwice]

A-plus, Carling. Let's just sign this one the entire police force.

[makesfolktalky]

Some'ow I don't think the Deities'd agree with your gradin', Ma'am.

Shame really, or we might've got one of them tokens for everyone on the force. I ain't about to work for one, but if it'd be 'andy for anyone t'be able to get off curses, I reckon it'd be us lot.

[cuffyoutwice]

Which is why mine is much better.

True. I've considered it but I'm not sure they can be trusted still. Maybe I'll see if anyone would come up with anything. At least give it a shot.

[makesfolktalky]

Won't get owt from your markin', though. Not unless you're plannin' on buyin' one in.

I don't give a toss if they can be trusted or not. M'not bitin'.