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27th Blood | Attack of the 30 Foot Derp!

Oct 27, 2011 10:04

[Considering how much of a nuisance the vampire can already be, growing to heights of 30 feet is not really something that should have been allowed to happen. As hilarious as it might be to rampage around town as if she were Godzilla, she really doesn't want to accidentally kill a massive amount of people in a genocidal fit. So, you may find ( Read more... )

this chair, giant vampire, this can only end well, attack of the 30 foot derp, obviously oblivious to upskirts, unlimited powerrrrrrrr!!!, !event

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B fatefullfriend October 27 2011, 20:05:43 UTC

[Hi there, Arcueid. There's a wolf perched on her chest currently licking her face in an attempt to wake her up.

What? It always worked with Fate when Arf was in puppy-form. This is sort of the same size ratio...]

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 04:42:03 UTC

[JUST KEEP TRYING TO IGNORE IT. SHE'LL EVEN GET A BIT INSIDE THE EAR TO MAKE HER POINT.

Ew. True Ancestor ear wax tastes HORRIBLE. When was the last time she cleaned her ears out?]

makemebreakfast October 30 2011, 17:16:19 UTC

I'm gonna swat you right out of there if you don't stop it!!!

fatefullfriend October 30 2011, 17:20:08 UTC

You'll just hit yourself.

[But she's on the alert. Having her link to Fate back means she can use her master's magic to increase her physical abilities again. She could probably dodge it. Probably...]

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 03:31:34 UTC

I bet you I won't. Just keep it up and see.

fatefullfriend October 31 2011, 03:41:01 UTC

Very well.

[*lick lick lick*]

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 04:30:10 UTC

[Quick as all hell, there goes that hand slapping toward her ear.]

fatefullfriend October 31 2011, 04:36:25 UTC

[Arf was ready for it! SHE DUCKS THE SWAT.

...and licks some more.]

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 04:43:42 UTC

[Well now she's gonna slam her hand into her ear.]

fatefullfriend October 31 2011, 04:46:00 UTC

[...ow.

BUT AT LEAST ARC HIT HERSELF TOO.]

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 04:58:32 UTC

[Yea, but the only reason Arf isn't a bloody smear is because she didn't want to give herself a concussion. Can vampires get those? Who knows.]

Now stop it!

fatefullfriend October 31 2011, 15:26:10 UTC

[She shakes her head and goes back over to sit on Arc's chest.]

Then move to another sleeping area.

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 16:55:42 UTC

No. This is the only place I can manage to lay down without destroying anything.

fatefullfriend October 31 2011, 17:25:34 UTC

Did you try the park?

makemebreakfast October 31 2011, 17:38:06 UTC

People use the park. Plus I don't really want to end up destroying anything there.

At least here people can skip going to what they need to go to for at least a day.

fatefullfriend November 1 2011, 00:35:13 UTC

Fine.

[Arf decides to lay down on Arc's chest. It's comfy...]

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