27th Blood | Attack of the 30 Foot Derp!

Oct 27, 2011 10:04

[Considering how much of a nuisance the vampire can already be, growing to heights of 30 feet is not really something that should have been allowed to happen. As hilarious as it might be to rampage around town as if she were Godzilla, she really doesn't want to accidentally kill a massive amount of people in a genocidal fit. So, you may find Arcueid around town trying to do a number of things to keep from being destruction incarnate.]

{A.} [Arcueid is standing near City Hall...looking down at it contemplatively and wondering just HOW much trouble she'd get into if she crushed it. She doesn't really want to get droned...but she does want to crush city officials. She is only here because she can't remember where that Lucy Smith lives.]

{B.} [Arcueid is asleep in the middle of town, TOTALLY blocking traffic! Yes, she found a nice major intersection she could lay down in between buildings so as not to cause them any damage. She has completely shut down traffic, and even walking poses no good way to get around her. If you want to walk around, you're going to have to climb...and she's not going to much appreciate tiny people hands on her.]

{C.} [The face of a vampire is hovering above you as you go about your business, citizen. Or, more specifically, she's made herself comfortable somewhere in town and is simply watching all of the small people go about their routines. She looks frustrated...but mostly...]

Ugh...I'm so BORED!! This is DUMB!

this chair, giant vampire, this can only end well, attack of the 30 foot derp, obviously oblivious to upskirts, unlimited powerrrrrrrr!!!, !event

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