Goldilocks was a C.U.Next Tuesday

[majortom]

So this will register on the top gayest posts in the history of this journal. 
Why, you ask? 
I'll tell you why -- becuase it's a post about my hair.
An entry devoted to one's hair (unrelated to hair-loss, which thankfully I don't have to worry about) automatically consitutes as 'gay'.
 The reasons are plentiful but aren't worth mentioning. Frankly,

Comments

[themightybee]

You leave my supar sekrit experiment out of this. It's not my fault you can't appreciate the upside of having a vagina on your elbow.

Also, if I went without shampoo my head would turn into a fucking oil drum. So sad.

I have my own lj tag. I am officially awesome.

[majortom]

you should feel awesome. i never tag anyone in this journal.

you're right. it's not your fault i don't appreciate lady & man parts growing on my arm. it's the trannies fault

Re: Parallel lives?

[majortom]

I'm on day 5 and may hair feels like silk and im loving it.

this parallel business is teetering on the line of alarming.
when i return to the west coast and if we run into each other... will that serve as a catalyst for the fabric of space/time to become the run in the stockings of the world as we know it??

[donutgirl]

dude. I haven't used shampoo in over a year, and my hair has never been more gorgeous. Seriously, shampoo is an evil conspiracy. All you need is conditioner.