Goldilocks was a C.U.Next Tuesday
So this will register on the top gayest posts in the history of this journal.
Why, you ask?
I'll tell you why -- becuase it's a post about my hair.
An entry devoted to one's hair (unrelated to hair-loss, which thankfully I don't have to worry about) automatically consitutes as 'gay'.
The reasons are plentiful but aren't worth mentioning. Frankly, because I don't care to type them. They take away from my news blog readings.
I'm not a hair fag by any means. I don't have those trendy razor cut hairdoos and methodically weighted & styled manes that flow so erotically over one eye. They look foolish most of the time. I just want that hair that you can do anything with and still get laid.
To cut a long story short, and to grow my hair from short to long(er), I intend on banning shampoo from my showering routine.
*GASP*
No shampoo? Are you a filthy hobo?
Why of course not, I'm merely banning a product that fails to measure up in my experience. I've seen you turn my mother's beautiful hair into a frizzy nest that can only be described as 'Wild Man's Wool'. I've found that I can get the same cleansing benefits from a certain conditioner (which will remain nameless in the event that my experiment fails) without the frizz that shampoo brings me.
Now that I'm reading what I just wrote -- this is an experiment. At least my experiment is being made public sheedy!!!!
Why, you ask?
I'll tell you why -- becuase it's a post about my hair.
An entry devoted to one's hair (unrelated to hair-loss, which thankfully I don't have to worry about) automatically consitutes as 'gay'.
The reasons are plentiful but aren't worth mentioning. Frankly, because I don't care to type them. They take away from my news blog readings.
I'm not a hair fag by any means. I don't have those trendy razor cut hairdoos and methodically weighted & styled manes that flow so erotically over one eye. They look foolish most of the time. I just want that hair that you can do anything with and still get laid.
To cut a long story short, and to grow my hair from short to long(er), I intend on banning shampoo from my showering routine.
*GASP*
No shampoo? Are you a filthy hobo?
Why of course not, I'm merely banning a product that fails to measure up in my experience. I've seen you turn my mother's beautiful hair into a frizzy nest that can only be described as 'Wild Man's Wool'. I've found that I can get the same cleansing benefits from a certain conditioner (which will remain nameless in the event that my experiment fails) without the frizz that shampoo brings me.
Now that I'm reading what I just wrote -- this is an experiment. At least my experiment is being made public sheedy!!!!