142 - Codependence (LOL LATE) [VIDEO]

[major_west]

[BACKDATED: No later than 12 hours after Billy went to Clapet.][West is standing there, clad in one of Billy's hoodies, because hey, they're like the exact same size and why date somebody if you're not going to steal their clothes? Anyway, he has a comatose ferret in the crook of his arm. He's in the kitchen, so it's presumably reasonably enough

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lol drunk tag

[heavenonthemind]

I haven't seen him.

WAY TO BE DRUNK

[major_west]

Well. Wherever he is, I'm sure he'll turn up. [But the tone of his voice says: BAWW THIS ISN'T LIKE HIM.]

JUDAS IS EASY TO TAG WHILE DUNRK

[heavenonthemind]

He'll be fine.

[Nevermind the fact that he'll be crying in like a few hours. Backdating wheeeee!]

[major_west]

Of course. But I can't say the same for [Anybody who would ever hurt him] some on this ship.

[inhumandog]

I haven't seen him, either and...what exactly is that?

[major_west]

[West makes a somber face, thinking, then looks down at the ferret. A DISTRACTION.]

Ah, this? She's a ferret. [He lifts Ripley, because she's in a FERRET COMA and nothing will wake her right now.] Morgan thought she would be a fine lesson in taking care of something small and helpless and accident prone.

[inhumandog]

[He really wants to ask if it's dead but...well, he'd rather not. So, there's just a nod.]

Don't you get that enough taking care of Billy? [Watch him try and make you feel better, West.]

[Private]

[wichita_kansas]

West.

[Private]

[major_west]

Yes?

[Private]

[wichita_kansas]

How long has it been since you've heard from Billy? Have you talked to Morgan?

[Private]

[major_west]

He's been absent for most of the day. And no, I haven't yet. Why?

private - I AM ALL FOR REVENGE, MR WEST. :D Paddy, meanwhile, is oblivious atm.

[christ_onabike]

I haven't seen him about either. I thought you'd know.

He'll turn up for dinner, though. If he doesn't, then we ought to go look.

private - FANTABULOUS

[major_west]

Right. Of course. He wouldn't miss dinner.

Re: private - clapet deserves everything he gets. :D

[christ_onabike]

He wouldn't. I'll help you look if he doesn't show. I'm sure he's fine. I...

This would be an inappropriate time to ask why you guys have a ferret, wouldn't it?

Re: private - West certainly agrees :CCC

[major_west]

The ferret? She, ah, was a gift from Morgan, who decided to forego Barge tradition and give me a weasel instead of a dog.

Private

[major_west]

If he doesn't respond soon, I'm going to go look for him.