Comments | maine_girl: A Toddler's Guide to Daughtering Your Parents, Big Sister Edition

maine_girl

A Toddler's Guide to Daughtering Your Parents, Big Sister Edition

Mar 31, 2008 13:47

When your mother and father bring home a four hour-old baby and announce that she is going to stay, make sure the baby knows her place by only referring to her as it, as in "I want to hold it". You can also try telling the baby's great-grandmother to "keep it" and see if that works.

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abigael, motherhood, toddler's guide

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birthingway March 31 2008, 18:22:48 UTC

These are brilliant, M. I love them like I love Erma Bombeck.

maine_girl March 31 2008, 20:07:08 UTC

Thanks! I enjoy writing them. It's all about survival...

birthingway March 31 2008, 20:09:01 UTC

Yes: when there is a newborn+toddler in the house, survival is the mot du jour.

latemove March 31 2008, 18:24:53 UTC

LOL! I love when you do these!

maine_girl March 31 2008, 20:07:27 UTC

Thanks.... I have a bit of fun with them myself.

ashale March 31 2008, 18:28:13 UTC

this was completely RAD i think it needs to be published!

maine_girl March 31 2008, 20:07:43 UTC

I'll have to write more and then compile them!

tabulimanzi March 31 2008, 18:29:32 UTC

*eye twitch* we should live closer Abigael and Caro would play and perhaps give us a break lol

maine_girl March 31 2008, 20:07:59 UTC

Don't think I don't wish for it every day!

areawoman March 31 2008, 18:30:35 UTC

hahahaha. Oh MY. I'm so afraid I'm in for this as well -- Jack is already talking about which toys he's NOT going to share with his baby.

maine_girl March 31 2008, 20:08:22 UTC

Welll, at least he's getting prepared, lol!