A Toddler's Guide to Daughtering your Parents, restaurant etiquette and laundry tips

[maine_girl]

1. When your dear mother decides to take you to the local Italian eatery with dad because she's tired of cooking and doing dishes, don't say anything when she makes you wear a gorgeous ivory and french blue blouse for which she paid a fortune.  Then make sure that you thoroughly enjoy your spaghetti.  This will teach her to:
a) Never forget to pack

Comments

[blauch_miller]

Freakin' hysterical!!! :)

Thanks for brightening up my afternoon!

[maine_girl]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! The original installment is here: http://maine-girl.livejournal.com/79184.html
I'm going to keep them coming. She gives me lots of material.... for better or for worse :)

[amathyst]

I love that you put a comical spin on your mistrials and adventures in motherhood. I feel like I just whine and complain...and hey, I do! :)

[maine_girl]

Oh so do I my friend, so do I! But once in a while I think her little ways are pretty cute and funny :)

[amathyst]

I agree. :)

[babycatcher33]

*LOL* Perfect! And so true that it's almost not funny ;-)

[latemove]

This is hilarious! I particularly liked "the Abbey-chair" (how cute is that?!) and "this will teach them the art of consistency". You've got such a positive outlook!

[intothesea]

I'm pretty sure this is the best entry on LJ I have ever laid eyes on.